Date blow out , that's a first

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26-05-18, 10:15
SLUDGE FACTORY

Date blow out , that's a first

Polish girl , reckons I was too scruffy , wanted me to wear a shirt , trousers and shoes to a coffee date ????

What's wrong with these women ?

Deftones t shirt , jeans , black and white converse

The nerve
26-05-18, 10:28
life on mars

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

Applogies I have offered this advise before , and yes I'm serious, get an allotment ,lots of single ladies , cost 60 bucks a year , get to feed yourself, get to have your torso dripping in sweat ,like those gardening videos in front of those ladies sends them into a spin .

My allotment is 70% women , looking for someone , dress is very casual .
26-05-18, 11:19
The Bob Banker Spanker

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Polish girl , reckons I was too scruffy , wanted me to wear a shirt , trousers and shoes to a coffee date ????

What's wrong with these women ?

Deftones t shirt , jeans , black and white converse

The nerve

Eastern European women are great to look at.
Had a one night stand with a Polish bird a few years back, absolute dynamite in the sack as well.
26-05-18, 12:40
Wales-Bales

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

You're supposed to suck not blow.
26-05-18, 13:57
Organ Morgan.

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by life on mars

Applogies I have offered this advise before , and yes I'm serious, get an allotment ,lots of single ladies , cost 60 bucks a year , get to feed yourself, get to have your torso dripping in sweat ,like those gardening videos in front of those ladies sends them into a spin .

My allotment is 70% women , looking for someone , dress is very casual .

He had a council allotment for some years until he was banned. Puzzled bizzies from the drugs squad were always taking cuttings from unknown plants that sprouted on his patch.

He was seen there regularly leaning casually on a garden fork instructing sweaty females on how to improve their digging technique. As with all his girlfriends they were chronically obese. Actually, I don't recall any woman he's knocked about with didn't look as if they may have ate an elephant.
26-05-18, 20:58
life on mars

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

He had a council allotment for some years until he was banned. Puzzled bizzies from the drugs squad were always taking cuttings from unknown plants that sprouted on his patch.

He was seen there regularly leaning casually on a garden fork instructing sweaty females on how to improve their digging technique. As with all his girlfriends they were chronically obese. Actually, I don't recall any woman he's knocked about with didn't look as if they may have ate an elephant.

Did the allotment ladies
show him thier trimed bushes.
26-05-18, 21:18
SLUDGE FACTORY

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by life on mars

Did the allotment ladies
show him thier trimed bushes.

Keep it clean
27-05-18, 20:44
Louth

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker

Eastern European women are great to look at.
Had a one night stand with a Polish bird a few years back, absolute dynamite in the sack as well.

Were you on a 10 second fuse? ;)
27-05-18, 21:13
Badly Ironed Shirt

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker

Eastern European women are great to look at.
Had a one night stand with a Polish bird a few years back, absolute dynamite in the sack as well.

Their accents are hot too.
27-05-18, 21:15
The Bob Banker Spanker

Re: Date blow out , that's a first

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Originally Posted by Louth

Were you on a 10 second fuse? ;)

10 seconds? I wish!