Hangovers and women

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07-01-17, 12:16
nugent

Hangovers and women

Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
They are effing murder mun.
Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings
07-01-17, 12:48
Croesy Blue

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I think you've accidentally logged on to ccmb instead of your Facebook pal
07-01-17, 13:18
NYCBlue

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I've had both. The hangovers are often worse. But not always.
07-01-17, 13:33
life on mars

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nugent

Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
They are effing murder mun.
Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings

Best to stay out , or book an overnight in the Ibis
07-01-17, 13:57
Vimana.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nugent

Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
They are effing murder mun.
Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings

I believe in equality, so maybe think of a few jobs she could do for you and ask her nicely to get on with them.
I'm sure that would be absolutely fair, and bring about mutual happiness. :-)
07-01-17, 14:11
Barry Shitpeas

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Originally Posted by Vimana.

I believe in equality, so maybe think of a few jobs she could do for you and ask her nicely to get on with them.
I'm sure that would be absolutely fair, and bring about mutual happiness. :-)

Oh dear god no, don't try that. Just for a laugh when I went to the football I left her a list of jobs to do, like she always does to me. It went down as well as you might expect.
07-01-17, 14:17
Mrs Steve R

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nugent

Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
They are effing murder mun.
Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings

Have you been cooking while drunk again? Steve has done it twice over xmas, left a frying pan on a lit ring all night and another night he left the grill on all night, you deserve to suffer. :hehe:
07-01-17, 14:23
lardy

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Have you been cooking while drunk again? Steve has done it twice over xmas, left a frying pan on a lit ring all night and another night he left the grill on all night, you deserve to suffer. :hehe:

Bit harsh, mate. Why does nugent have to suffer for what Steve did ?
07-01-17, 14:25
Vimana.

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Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas

Oh dear god no, don't try that. Just for a laugh when I went to the football I left her a list of jobs to do, like she always does to me. It went down as well as you might expect.

Shhh! .. wait until Nugent tries it .. :hide:
07-01-17, 14:30
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by lardy

Bit harsh, mate. Why does nugent have to suffer for what Steve did ?

:hehe: Nugent's Mrs said he does the same thing.
07-01-17, 15:12
nugent

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

:hehe: Nugent's Mrs said he does the same thing.

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.
07-01-17, 15:14
nugent

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Update. Jobs all finished so I'm allowed to "go back on that stupid website "
07-01-17, 15:22
TH63

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Thinly veiled pussy whipped thread imho.
07-01-17, 15:43
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by nugent

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

:facepalm:
07-01-17, 16:12
MacAdder

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Originally Posted by nugent

Update. Jobs all finished so I'm allowed to "go back on that stupid website "

Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off! :angry:
07-01-17, 17:25
Steve R

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Originally Posted by nugent

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

Thinly veiled 'Those 2 cans of Fosters totally wiped me out mun' post imo
07-01-17, 17:28
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by MacAdder

Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off! :angry:

Like that's going to happen. :hehe:
07-01-17, 19:59
nugent

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Like that's going to happen. :hehe:

Never happen. Ever.
07-01-17, 20:01
life on mars

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Originally Posted by MacAdder

Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off! :angry:

what world does that happen in
07-01-17, 20:01
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by nugent

Never happen. Ever.

Her making you an offer or you turning it down? :hehe:
08-01-17, 00:09
blue matt

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Originally Posted by nugent

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess
08-01-17, 08:04
BLUETIT

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Originally Posted by blue matt

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

One question, "What's a KITCHEN" :hehe:
08-01-17, 08:12
lardy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by blue matt

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account? :hehe:
08-01-17, 09:48
Butterwick Blue

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Originally Posted by lardy

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account? :hehe:

Gotta love Matts Posts:hehe:
08-01-17, 10:59
The Alien

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Originally Posted by lardy

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account? :hehe:

:hehe:
I don't think it's Matt because I haven't seen him once tweet about Disney.

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