Another surreal visit to Torytown (AKA Cowbridge) to report

Went to Sludge's dreary dump yesterday. Unlike my previous trip, and perhaps because this government is clearly on its arse, he steered clear of politics. Last time we had a ruck as his propaganda really got on my nerves. He had a right sulk when I said what I thought of Liz Truss and when I told him "Chancellor Ongo Bongo from the Congo can feck off as well" I had the silent treatment for 10 minutes.

He was busy doing an inventory of his DVD collection. They were piled up in columns on a table. Only three out of circa 250 weren't porno flicks. One was Bill Shankly: The Anfield Glory Years.

The second tallest pile was marked Lesbian. I examined three of them. Their front and back covers were filled with shocking imagery which I shan't describe. The first was titled Lesbo Lust, another was Minge Munchers. The other, which made me gasp, was Quivering Quims.

"How do you watch this disgusting filth?!" I demanded to know with all the incredulity I could muster. "Easy," came his facetious reply, "I pop it into the DVD player, press play, sit on the settee, rest a box of paper tissues on an arm then point my head towards the TV."

Whilst I was complaining he was merrily cleaning each of them with his feather duster. He wasn't giving them perfunctory flicks either; it was plainly a labour of love.

The highest pile by a considerable margin was, unsurprisingly, given he has tits on the brain, labelled Huge Hooters. Their titles included: Mountainous Melons, Noshable Nipples and Double D Dutch Dumplings.

The libido of the Vale's number one sex pest show no signs of diminishing.

You really are missing a trick here Organ especially in these difficult economic times 🤔
You should be organising Japanese coach tours of Cardiff and the Vale with the highlight of the trip being an hour stop at Sludge’s gaff
I’m sure he’d go viral in Japan mate 🇯🇵

Thank you Organ, you've made my afternoon again. :hehe:

He’s a right wrong un that Sludge, keep exposing him for what he really is.

Remember Pans People , Hot Gossip ?

You didn't have to go into sleazy cinemas when that lot were on

..a little bit of paper come under the ****kng door

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Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead

..a little bit of paper come under the ****kng door

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I got in by osmosis

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I got in by osmosis

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Their debut album was superb. Went downhill after that.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I got in by osmosis

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..there was a house on fire

I'm just surprised that house prices in Cowbridge have stayed so high ...

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

Their debut album was superb. Went downhill after that.

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I beg to differ

Come to think of it .......which I do

..Where's the window ****