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Things you will never say on your death bed.....
A few to start you off:
1. I should have spent more time listening to TV football pundits before and after televised games (and at half-time).
2. I wish I had watched more 'live' drum solos.
3. I should have watched TV soaps and TV 'reality' programmes.
4. I wish I had been a cricket fan.
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I wish Slade was given more time as our manager
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Originally Posted by
Taunton Blue Genie
A few to start you off:
1. I should have spent more time listening to TV football pundits before and after televised games (and at half-time).
2. I wish I had watched more 'live' drum solos.
3. I should have watched TV soaps and TV 'reality' programmes.
4. I wish I had been a cricket fan.
'They did a cracking pint down the City'
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I wish I'd spent more time listening country and western music
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I wish I had supported Swansea Town
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I quite like the Ray Davies taje on his song after the fall
I just had a really bad fall
And this time it was harder to get up than before
I shouted to the heavens and a vision appeared
I cried out "Can you help?", it replied "Not at
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I just had a really bad fall
And this time it was harder to get up than before
I shouted to the heavens and a vision appeared
I cried out "Can you help?", it replied "Not at all
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son fetch me my inflatable ball from the last game at Ninian, I just want to hold it one last time.
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I wish I had spent more time berating children who were attempting to watch a football match in the wrong end of the ground
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Originally Posted by
dml1954
So, apart from anything else, NW is now supposed to be psychic. He clearly should have known that one of the opposition players was going to get sent off in the 63rd minute at the time he thought about taking Zohore off in the 59th minute and should have left him on for that reason, even though he had done very little, if anything, during his time on the pitch.
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Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.
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Originally Posted by
KenfigBlues
Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.
Why? Was she crap?
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Dai Hunt is going to do a cracking job of my eulogy
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I wished I had spent more time studying the laws of copyright, designs and patents.
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Originally Posted by
cyril evans awaydays
I wished I had spent more time studying the laws of copyright, designs and patents.
:hehe:
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Originally Posted by
KenfigBlues
Diane Abbot was an amazing shag.
How do you know!
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At least I got to see us play in red
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Originally Posted by
jeremy corbyn
How do you know!
I’m a drug addicted alcoholic.
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I really wished I put money on one of Cedric’s score predictions
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Originally Posted by
BlueArmy 86
At least I got to see us play in red
I have a Malaysian couchsurfer lady staying at mine at the moment. She is a big footy fan and knows all about Tan's rebrand - and, unprompted, said how ridiculous it was. I like her :-) And I liked the Malaysian Coconut Curry she cooked for me last night!
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“Oh my god , I’m feckin dying, I’m so ****in scared, you have no feckin idea !!!”
....it would be unfair on the other terminal patients.
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Originally Posted by
Taunton Blue Genie
I have a Malaysian couchsurfer lady staying at mine at the moment. She is a big footy fan and knows all about Tan's rebrand - and, unprompted, said how ridiculous it was. I like her :-) And I liked the Malaysian Coconut Curry she cooked for me last night!
Is that a euphemism?
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Originally Posted by
Croesy Blue
Is that a euphemism?
Just what I thought. Lucky TBG.
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I wish I spent more time on the dark sides MB
Can you take your foot off my air supply please
I should never have switched from drinking Brains