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BREAKING NEWS: Kate Middleton is up the duff again
http://news.sky.com/story/duke-and-d...child-11019975
She's unemployed but is gonna drop sprog number three. It's high time Child Benny and Tax Credits were limited to two kids only.
#feckingscroungers
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I'm pretty sure the other two are called Charlotte and George. I've never heard of Benny. Was it an adoption?
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I bet she's got a fanny like a windsock
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Yep, we're paying for the scrounging gits.
She'll have a shock when she realises she wont be getting extra benefits thanks to her beloved Tories.
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Organ Morgan.
#parasites
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bluethrough
It wasn't me
SuperKev retired, and time on his hands - NQAT
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She loves royal cock that's for sure
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Another excuse for Willy not to open any new grammar schools or bridges. Prepare for Nichollas Whitchell to be stood outside a private hospital reporting her morning sickness whilst Jenny Bond bangs on about how much value for money the royals provide.
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joecity
Another excuse for Willy not to open any new grammar schools or bridges. Prepare for Nichollas Whitchell to be stood outside a private hospital reporting her morning sickness whilst Jenny Bond bangs on about how much value for money the royals provide.
Jenny Bond and her red leather court retired from Royal Correspondent work about a decade ago.
Keep up !
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Originally Posted by
joecity
Another excuse for Willy not to open any new grammar schools or bridges. Prepare for Nichollas Whitchell to be stood outside a private hospital reporting her morning sickness whilst Jenny Bond bangs on about how much value for money the royals provide.
Nicholas Witchell has got a head like a Satsuma.
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bluethrough
It wasn't me
pmsl
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BlueWales
Jenny Bond and her red leather court retired from Royal Correspondent work about a decade ago.
Keep up !
I bet she gets involved maybe on Russia Today
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Originally Posted by
TISS
I bet she's got a fanny like a windsock
It's the queen I feel for.
A German married to a Greek.
She must have an arse like a broken catflap.
(Copyright Mr Francis Boyle)
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ian gibson
Nicholas Witchell has got a head like a Satsuma.
I've heard the royals feckin hate him.Makes me cringe.
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sneggyblubird
I've heard the royals feckin hate him.Makes me cringe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...pset-much.html
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Rocco Siffredi
She loves royal cock that's for sure
Quite. It's indisputable that she's fond of a royal length. The question on everyone's lips is: who's doing the rodding?
The general consensus is her husband's not up to the task. Harry Hewitt is but prefers to hump scullery maids. Charlie will bash anything as evidenced by the saggy old boot he married, and is odds-on fave amongst the more astute shape-shifting observers. I'd have a cheeky fiver on Phil the Greek. He might be knocking a century yet rumours suggest after he's filled his pipe with Mamba or Spice instead of blended shag tobacco he's good to go for a few minutes.
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TH63
I cant see what he's done wrong . Judging by that article. Except taking an unhealthy interest in parasitic, shame faced, outdated and self saluting racketeers. Imagine if Roger Cook had a good look at his royal lowness goings on. He would be pissed off then.
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itkman
What a summer.
It never stops giving ,halcyen days.
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life on mars
It never stops giving ,halcyen days.
Is that like Halcyon-lite ?
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I hope it comes out ginger
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She will have a minge like a wizards sleeve in a few years
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Rocco Siffredi
She will have a minge like a wizards sleeve in a few years
When I hear the word minge, I usually think of an unkempt lady-garden, not the actual 'sandwich au jambon d'amour'.
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I find the slang term minge to be rather derogatory. If not sexist then it must be demeaning. In more polite circles clout is far more acceptable vernacular.