People tell amazing Porkies...
Two stories from BBC site today:
A benefits cheat who said he could not walk more than 50 metres climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and won a triathlon.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-40667991
A woman who wore a prosthetic penis and tricked her blindfolded friend into sex has been jailed. Gayle Newland, 27, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona pretending to be a man and continued the deceit for two years.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...yside-40668960
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Baloo
As a stroke and arthritis sufferer, benefit cheats make my blood boil (is that worth any more in benefits :hehe: )
That second story is...weird.
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Baloo
Used to post on here I think.
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Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
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BlueArmy 86
Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
The alleged victim, a rampant lesbian, will bag circa 20 thou compo from the Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme.
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Free Ched Evans!
Oh he is free? As you were
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BlueArmy 86
Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
I can't work out what law she has broken, probably being dim though.
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I know someone with a pathetic penis is that unlawful
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life on mars
I know someone with a pathetic penis is that unlawful
"someone" :hehe:
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Sludge has committed both of those crimes and many more!
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People Tell Amazing Porkies 2: Revenge of Porkies
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BlueArmy 86
Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
The girl had done it before and been jailed for 8 years.
Perhaps she just likes prison food ?
It will be like getting locked up in the sweetie shop .
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BlueArmy 86
Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
Some girl is confused about her sexuality, one minute she favours a flatter shoe, the next she's sucking cock like a rabid dog eating a schmacko
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Eric Cartman
I can't work out what law she has broken, probably being dim though.
"Sexual assault" :shrug:
The other girl thought it was a bloke and a real cock. If it had been there'd be no problem.
But because it was a girl with a strap on its assault??
Also 6 years seems a bit harsh considering you can drive pissed, kill someone and get 4 years http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-39633056
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The second story surely has to be one of those "you couldn't make it up" stories. Completely bizarre.
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TH63
"Sexual assault" :shrug:
The other girl thought it was a bloke and a real cock. If it had been there'd be no problem.
But because it was a girl with a strap on its assault??
Also 6 years seems a bit harsh considering you can drive pissed, kill someone and get 4 years
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-39633056
It's especially harsh considering her defence team was able to prove she hadn't even bought the fake penis until a month after the supposed assaults took place.
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It's great to see people have been looking into the finer details of this case.
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That fake penis story is the biggest load of rubbish i have seen.
They use an ok photo of that women in the bbc article....when I saw her months ago she looked on the brink of total collapse. Wailing in the street.
Obviously I don't know all the facts.