Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks
You don't need to pay fifty quid a bottle to pull the birds f f sake
Go into poundstretcher ffsake oh Der toilet Olympic gold for men three bottles for a quid , never failed men with sexual power like me
Complete arse flange those adverts
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I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.
It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.
No wonder they all stink.
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Ainsley Harriott
I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.
It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.
No wonder they all stink.
Frenchist (not) reported.
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I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.
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Thought Diesel was £1.12 a litre
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I'm going to complain to the police about a certain word in the thread title.
I ****ing hate aftershave.
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Ainsley Harriott
I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.
It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.
No wonder they all stink.
It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself
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Croesy Blue
It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself
gimp
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Croesy Blue
It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself
How helpful.
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giddyblue
gimp
Just trying to educate the filthy peasants like yourself pal
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insider
I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.
I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.
Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.
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Aftershave is complete bollocks.
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NYCBlue
Aftershave is complete bollocks.
Especially if you have a beard, bin it, smell like a real man.
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Mrs Steve R
Especially if you have a beard, bin it, smell like a real man.
Shame and B.O.?
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Ainsley Harriott
Shame and B.O.?
A clean man :hehe:
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Organ Morgan.
I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.
Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.
Keep up with the accusations, I may have form but I have standards you know, don't kick a man when he's not getting his boots filled
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Croesy Blue
Just trying to educate the filthy peasants like yourself pal
tory c*nt
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giddyblue
tory c*nt
That would be a great Marketing brand wouldn't it ..
'Tory C*nt', the enchanting new fragrance from C.C.H.Q.