And the wanker is coming with a late run , big tits has dropped out of it altogether ! One hell of a race
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And the wanker is coming with a late run , big tits has dropped out of it altogether ! One hell of a race
Oh dear little Flo...
You don't know what watersports are?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Mmm, thank you, Peter. The Prick has hardened a half a point to 11/8, Vagina is threes, The Poof and Buttocks both 9/2. There's been some late money for Big Tits who's come in to join The Wanker on 8/1 and Arsehole is 66/1.
Say what you will about Sludge but no-one can accuse him of being inconsistent. His every message comprises of smut, smut and more smut. In spite of this, his online persona is preferable to what he's like in the wild where he delights in embarrassing women at every turn. "How often do you rub one out, love?" and "sweet pea, do you like it up the Gary?" are the mainstays of his seedy repertoire that are delivered with a leering grin.
Most of his victims are too shocked or bewildered to respond. Sometimes though he came unstuck. Most famously when he shimmied close to a customer at the fishmongers near to Central Market's entrance who chinned him by swinging a 15 lb halibut.
I love you so , especially in your nightyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ring_Peace
Your time will comeQuote:
Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.
The prick has reared up , a rather excitable horse , I remember he had to be withdrawn at lingfieldQuote:
Originally Posted by Llanedeyrnblue
[QUOTE=waynekerr55;4702517]You don't know what watersports are?[/QU
Boob Olympics