My celebrity MasterChef signature dish

Extra large doner kebab

Chilli sauce

Side portion of chips

Mars bar


Have it

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

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You can't beat a good doner sunshine

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

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Surely a good kebab is just a meat salad with sauce?

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Surely a good kebab is just a meat salad with sauce?

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correct...salad with highly dubious meat
áte one in the 80's puked it up and never touched one since