Alex Jones off the one show

Call me fussy but I dont like her new hair , it's too short

If she came up to me all hot and bothered in a bar or club I would of course be a gentleman and chat politely to her

But if she suggested a coffee back at her place I would say .......alex ...no !......your hairs too short , you look like a bloke .......now leave me alone

Sometimes you have to be direct in life , especially dealing with minor celebrities, after they have had a shedful of lager

Liar!
You'd jump at the chance!

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Originally Posted by bobh

Liar!
You'd jump at the chance!

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No , shes ruined her hair

There is a thin line between clever and stupid

It's just that little twist

Shes gone and ruined it and she only has herself to blame

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

No , shes ruined her hair

There is a thin line between clever and stupid

It's just that little twist

Shes gone and ruined it and she only has herself to blame

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l o f l

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Call me fussy but I dont like her new hair , it's too short

If she came up to me all hot and bothered in a bar or club I would of course be a gentleman and chat politely to her

But if she suggested a coffee back at her place I would say .......alex ...no !......your hairs too short , you look like a bloke .......now leave me alone

Sometimes you have to be direct in life , especially dealing with minor celebrities, after they have had a shedful of lager

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Copyright Angry Frank ��

https://youtu.be/3mgKcWHcDmQ

****ing hell Sludge have you ran out of women to start threads on that you are now duplicating?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Call me fussy but I dont like her new hair , it's too short

If she came up to me all hot and bothered in a bar or club I would of course be a gentleman and chat politely to her

But if she suggested a coffee back at her place I would say .......alex ...no !......your hairs too short , you look like a bloke .......now leave me alone

Sometimes you have to be direct in life , especially dealing with minor celebrities, after they have had a shedful of lager

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What about her arse lol?

Ban him .
He is boring at best Mike .
Spoiling the board .
The football is bad , Sludge is taking it down to a new level

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

What about her arse lol?

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I couldn't see , she was sitting on it

She is a female doppelganger for Uncle Bryn..never been seen together

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Call me fussy but I dont like her new hair , it's too short

If she came up to me all hot and bothered in a bar or club I would of course be a gentleman and chat politely to her

But if she suggested a coffee back at her place I would say .......alex ...no !......your hairs too short , you look like a bloke .......now leave me alone

Sometimes you have to be direct in life , especially dealing with minor celebrities, after they have had a shedful of lager

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Good hair for me is a critical component of a laaaady , no matter her celebrity or age .

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Originally Posted by Jimmy the Jock

Ban him .
He is boring at best Mike .
Spoiling the board .
The football is bad , Sludge is taking it down to a new level

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He is one of the highlights of this board Mike , such a great observationlist if that's a word ?