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Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall
My God, she looks like something out of a Hammer film!
Somehow, some way, she must be related to Red Rum.
And that's after a small army of make-up artists and hair stylists have fussed over her.
Imagine what she looks like first thing in the morning?!
Even Sludge, whose catchphrase is "I'll bonk anything," would hesitate before shimmying out of his codpiece to throw back the duvet, drag her drawers off and throw a leg over it.
Charlie gets plenty of criticism for being big-eared and a boring kent, but nobody can accuse him of being fussy where getting his end away is concerned.
Tomorrow our dear Queen, who will hopefully be triple masked, will address us, her loyal subjects.
It's simply marvellous that she will take ten minutes out of her busy schedule. Republicans and other malcontents will say she should spend longer reassuring people during these troubling times. But with Camilla and co on the plot then she'd fear they would scoff all the trifle if she yapped for any longer.
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Welcome back .
She's 74 now so past her best however as a young woman she didn't have a petit pretty look , always looked very horsey and gamey as she straddled her big nares in her riding britches with whip in hand , ooooh excuse me Charles.
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She was reasonably attractive for a short period in the 60s. It was soon over though. She's been a rotter for the best part of 50 years.
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Organ Morgan.
My God, she looks like something out of a Hammer film!
Somehow, some way, she must be related to Red Rum.
And that's after a small army of make-up artists and hair stylists have fussed over her.
Imagine what she looks like first thing in the morning?!
Even Sludge, whose catchphrase is "I'll bonk anything," would hesitate before shimmying out of his codpiece to throw back the duvet, drag her drawers off and throw a leg over it.
Charlie gets plenty of criticism for being big-eared and a boring kent, but nobody can accuse him of being fussy where getting his end away is concerned.
Tomorrow our dear Queen, who will hopefully be triple masked, will address us, her loyal subjects.
It's simply marvellous that she will take ten minutes out of her busy schedule. Republicans and other malcontents will say she should spend longer reassuring people during these troubling times. But with Camilla and co on the plot then she'd fear they would scoff all the trifle if she yapped for any longer.
Let's hope she doesn't take a fence.
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NYCBlue
She was reasonably attractive for a short period in the 60s. It was soon over though. She's been a rotter for the best part of 50 years.
Drugs have been known to make people look good looking
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she's never looked good ffs. You lot need to lay off the booze googles
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Taunton Blue Genie
Let's hope she doesn't take a fence.
Nice.
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life on mars
in her riding britches with whip in hand
and there you have it, 50 shades of hay.
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my brother in law was part of her CP ( close protection ) team when she was at home in Wiltshire, said she was a fairly nice person, polite and friendly
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A lot of inverted snobbery within this thread.
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blue matt
my brother in law was part of her CP ( close protection ) team when she was at home in Wiltshire, said she was a fairly nice person, polite and friendly
Matt, that doesn't fit with the rhetoric.
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Ah I see the CCMB court of beautiful people is in session! Merry Christmas!
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She looks OK here. Imagine it's 2am the club is closing and you haven't pulled. You would.
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Never mind Camilla, I don’t reckon Diana was all she was cracked up to be either.
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splott parker
Never mind Camilla, I don’t reckon Diana was all she was cracked up to be either.
I agree. I am sure she was a nice person but she was as rough as a dog's ringo to look at.
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splott parker
Never mind Camilla, I don’t reckon Diana was all she was cracked up to be either.
Same here. I could never see what all the fuss was about.
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NYCBlue
Same here. I could never see what all the fuss was about.
It was the confessions about colonic irrigation that did it for me