Pornography

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16-02-23, 05:19
Alan Lung

Pornography

These guys seem to know their onions

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/...raphy?lang=eng
16-02-23, 07:40
SLUDGE FACTORY

Re: Pornography

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

These guys seem to know their onions

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/...raphy?lang=eng

What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?
16-02-23, 14:02
Alan Lung

Re: Pornography

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?

Masturbate furiously I would imagine.
16-02-23, 14:26
superfeathers

Re: Pornography

Looks like I'm going to have to have a word with the mrs.

How do I know if someone is struggling with pornography?

Loss of interest in sexual relations or insatiable sexual appetite.

Neglect of responsibilities.

Easily irritated; irregular mood swings.

Unexplained financial transactions.
16-02-23, 19:08
Wales-Bales

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

What do priests and nuns do when they get the horn ?

Get their frocks off?
16-02-23, 19:17
Dorcus

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Get their frocks off?

They soon get out of the habit.
16-02-23, 21:17
SLUDGE FACTORY

Re: Pornography

Jesus got the horn
17-02-23, 10:01
Eric the Half a Bee

Re: Pornography

Did you hear about the monk that caught his knob in a bell rope and was told off by the abbot?
17-02-23, 13:20
life on mars

Re: Pornography

Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...
20-02-23, 11:53
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: Pornography

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Originally Posted by life on mars

Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...

And that's just the shorthand version....
20-02-23, 12:20
JamesWales

Re: Pornography

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Originally Posted by life on mars

Personal gratification , can help to satisfy ones partner and yourself at the same time which then opens up to the Physical intimacy which is a sacred part of our Heavenly Father’s plan.

There are murals from BC depicting sex , these are not phonographic of evil they are telling a story of life , it seems its okay to decapitate folk but not wank in gods eyes

The lord also said ,after a session frequent ejaculation may protect against prostate cancer , as it drives those evil cancer-causing substances from the prostate ..

Praise the readings of redtube /exhamster cometh to me ...

Wank in god's eyes?!

I don't care about people's personal religious beliefs but in no way is that acceptable behaviour. Sometimes a line needs to be drawn.