Nice to hear from you again Sludge.
But I'd have thought you would have carried on helping Boris for the rest of his campaign!!!
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Nice to hear from you again Sludge.
But I'd have thought you would have carried on helping Boris for the rest of his campaign!!!
Sludge you are soooo right, it is a slab of feckin' noise. I tried listening to Today Is the Day - Today Is the Day album. I lasted about 20 seconds and that was 19 seconds too long, basically! The 'music' sounded like my heating system the last time it fecked up!
Take it you will be in the moshpit at Bloodstock ?
I saw Sludge today and can confirm he has a crap telly.
While examining his massive number of CDs, that's likely to comprise the worst music collection in the whole of Christendom, he asked whether I'd prefer to listen to something by either Rick Astley or Barry Manilow. "Please, anything except them," I pleaded. "Rightio," he replied chirpily, "Chesney Hawkes it is then."
"Oh, you kent," I thought.
Worse was to come: as he was singing along to the tracks he got the Hoover out from under the stairs to do a Freddie Mercury impression. "I am the one and only," he kept warbling, and all while wearing a grub-splattered vest too.
Later, as he always does, in spite of my protestations, he related details of his newest sordid adventures. I had to listen to the grisly details of who he'd fingered, who he tried to finger and whom he dreams of fingering.