I take it you aren't very good on countdown either? :hehe:
Even your sister Olive would get that lol
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My wife left me because of my obsession with Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone again, Naturally.
My wife and I are both chained to the bed listening to an Animals CD play over and over again after a bondage session went wrong.
We gotta get outa this place.
When my first wife left me things got a bit nasty, in court the judge said he was awarding her £300 per week maintenence...I said thats very good of you I will try to give her a couple of quid myself.
My husband said he's leaving me because of my obsession with 'Who wants to be a millionaire'
I said 'Is that your final answer?'
Back in the 70's I had an American pastry cook as a girlfriend.
She eventually decided she'd had enough of me and said I'm leaving.
I said " Bye , bye Miss American pie ".
in the immortal words of Chicago
"If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go,
And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay , and feed my belly ""
My missus left me over my obsession with football, it was a pity really, we'd been together for just over two seasons
My wife left me because of my obsession with Dusty Springfield. Now I just don't know what to do with myself.
My husband is leaving me because of my obsession with Looney Tunes.
That's all folks...
Split up with my missus over her obsession of the TV series Friends. It was mutual really, she reckons we were always stuck in second gear.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised to hear it.
My wife said to me will you bloody stop singing that fecking Oasis song Wonderwall
I said Maybe...........
Steve says he's leaving me because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.
I said "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van" :hehe:
My wife left me because I'm too insecure.
No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea.
My wife made the allegation
"I think you've been having an affair with that Welsh slag from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch".
I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
My girlfriend accused me of stalking her!!
Well, she’s not actually my girlfriend.
I bring you breakfast in bed and all you can say is who are you and how did you het into my apartment
My Mrs keeps threatening to leave me. It's really upsetting me. Im not building my hopes up anymore.