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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Citizen's Nephew
Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.
Yes
I have moved now
She was a vicar
A female vicar
Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard
They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
2b2bdoo
I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
:hehe: one for Eric setting it up and :hehe: for your reply!
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Yes
I have moved now
She was a vicar
A female vicar
Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard
They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats
It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry
Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
2b2bdoo
I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
Yes. It was a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Citizen's Nephew
It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.
Selfish Christian bastards
One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox
I told them to clear it up
It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle
So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait
The rest is history
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.
Wash and Go
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Re: Next door barking dog
Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
pipster
Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
Preventing me from peaceful enjoyment or something like that according to the legislation
If that doesn't work I will hit her with sabbath every morning at 5 am and see where that takes us
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
Get out the Korean cookery books.
😂😂😂😂
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
pipster
Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
No, but the lady friend he had around has.
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Re: Next door barking dog
Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
William Treseder
Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂
He's huge , a Japanese tosa cross ?
And very aggressive
He's got huge bollocks
Maybe castration is an option
For him , not me
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
splott parker
No, but the lady friend he had around has.
I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once
I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?
That's Bridgend girls for you
I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics
By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once
I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?
That's Bridgend girls for you
I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics
By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop
She wanted a real bit of meat.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
jeepster
She wanted a real bit of meat.
I offered her 100 percent pork
She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once
I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?
That's Bridgend girls for you
I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics
By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop
I think I know her, is it Donna ?
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
She never takes it out for walks
Some people are just hopeless
If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
PontBlue
If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA
That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Jimmy the Jock
That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.
:hehe:
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
splott parker
I think I know her, is it Donna ?
Maradonna
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
PontBlue
If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA
I don't she's treating it badly she just doesn't take it out much
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?
Is it local council noise pollution
I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence
I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk
Rape it.
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Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Selfish Christian bastards
One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox
I told them to clear it up
It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle
So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait
The rest is shit story
fixed