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The Mrs is leaving me
My wife left me about a fortnight ago because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor.
It's been 7 hours and 15 days.
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Don't worry. She'll be back - as Nothing Compares To You.
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You’ll get over it mate. When my missus left me she took my favourite Nirvana album. Nevermind.
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My wife keeps comparing me unfavourably to Will Young.
Think she wants to leave right now.
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My wife left me because she thinks I'm way too obsessed with Justin Bieber. Is it too late now to say sorry? :frown:
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My wife and daughter left because of my obsession with Horse racing.
And they’re off!!!
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My Mrs asked me to stop singing Oasis songs otherwise she'd leave me. I said "Maybe"
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My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face...
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
Lana? :sherlock:
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My wife's decided she's leaving me because I'm useless at maths. I was expecting it though - I'd already put 1 and 2 together.
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy Days!!
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My ex-wife left me and i even give her the bus fare to go. She did try to come back a few months later but i told her to get on her broom and don't bother! lol
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Originally Posted by
Culver Blue
:hehe:
My wife left me, she took my Bob Marley LP and my satellite tv. Now I have" No Woman No Sky"
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Seems i'm the lucky one. My wife has stood by me for 30 years, so for Xmas I treated her to a chair.
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My wife decided she'd had a gutsful and fecked off to the West Indies....
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Every where I go, I always take my wife with me.
It saves me from having to kiss her goodbye.
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My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.. :frown:
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Originally Posted by
MacAdder
My wife decided she'd had a gutsful and fecked off to the West Indies....
Jamaica?
No, it was her decision
:tumbleweed:
Tough crowd!
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Originally Posted by
ken smith
My Mrs asked me to stop singing Oasis songs otherwise she'd leave me. I said "Maybe"
I don't think you should look back in anger at that, because to be fair she's electric :getscoat:
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
I dont get it :shrug:
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Originally Posted by
Mrs Steve R
My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.. :frown:
:hehe:
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Originally Posted by
stan butler
I dont get it :shrug:
I take it you aren't very good on countdown either? :hehe:
Even your sister Olive would get that lol
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My wife left me because of my obsession with Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone again, Naturally.
My wife and I are both chained to the bed listening to an Animals CD play over and over again after a bondage session went wrong.
We gotta get outa this place.
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When my first wife left me things got a bit nasty, in court the judge said he was awarding her £300 per week maintenence...I said thats very good of you I will try to give her a couple of quid myself.
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My husband said he's leaving me because of my obsession with 'Who wants to be a millionaire'
I said 'Is that your final answer?'
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Back in the 70's I had an American pastry cook as a girlfriend.
She eventually decided she'd had enough of me and said I'm leaving.
I said " Bye , bye Miss American pie ".
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in the immortal words of Chicago
"If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go,
And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay , and feed my belly ""
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Originally Posted by
life on mars
in the immortal words of Chicago
"If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go,
And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very belly of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay , and feed my belly ""
Did they write that at 25 or 6 to 4 ?
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My missus left me over my obsession with football, it was a pity really, we'd been together for just over two seasons
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Originally Posted by
BlueWales
Did they write that at 25 or 6 to 4 ?
Large glass of sherry beats
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My wife left me because of my obsession with Dusty Springfield. Now I just don't know what to do with myself.
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My husband is leaving me because of my obsession with Looney Tunes.
That's all folks...
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
My son asked me why his sister is called Teresa. I explained that my wife loves Easter and that Teresa is an anagram of Easter, so that's why we chose it. He thanked me for my explanation. I replied, "No problem, Alan".
:easy:
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Split up with my missus over her obsession of the TV series Friends. It was mutual really, she reckons we were always stuck in second gear.
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Originally Posted by
Mrs Steve R
My husband left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.. :frown:
Think this is my best :hehe:
Special mentor for the Alan one..
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised to hear it.