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Biggest Life Achievement?
Going out with a 25 year old dance instructor when I was 50
She stole a summer from me
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Going out with a 25 year old dance instructor when I was 50
She stole a summer from me
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I hope you used contraception in order to have avoided becoming a pas de deux.
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Taunton Blue Genie
I hope you used contraception in order to have avoided becoming a pas de deux.
Incredibly fit woman
Very flexible
She left me for a younger chap
But I painted a picture
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Not going out with a 25 year old sloppy seconds dance teacher .
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Going out with a 25 year old dance instructor when I was 50
She stole a summer from me
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How much did you pay her?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
But I painted a picture
I hear that picture is fading after lots of therapy.
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Most people say becoming a father , climbing everest , swimming with sharks
But I think that's all bollocks
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Going out with a 25 year old dance instructor when I was 50
She stole a summer from me
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Doing the Truffle Shuffle does not an instructor make.
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Starting my own business
Getting Married
That's your biggest achievement ?
Sort yourself out ff sake
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Producing two successful children. It’s not a load of bollox.
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Producing four great 'kids' - and two (so far) grand kids.
Making it this far :old:
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Going out with a 25 year old dance instructor when I was 50
She stole a summer from me
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Do you work for the BBC ?
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Still waking up above ground and breathing.
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Ivortheengine
Producing two successful children. It’s not a load of bollox.
Of course it is , self righteous nonsense
Having children is not a difficult thing to do
It's your responsibility and certainly not an ACHIEVEMENT to bring them up
Beating cancer , raising millions for disabled war veterans .....those are achievements
To be a father , grandfather etc is not an achievement
Some of the idiots that used to be on Jeremy Kyle were parents and grandparents and complete wastes of space
Not difficult to bring children into the world
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Heathblue
Do you work for the BBC ?
She was well above the age of consent sonny
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bobh
Producing four great 'kids' - and two (so far) grand kids.
Making it this far :old:
Apart from having sex 4 times try to think of something outside of the box
If you will pardon the expression
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Found 13 bags of crisps in a pack of ten recently. Not really an achievement but a high point. Then a few weeks later bought another pack of ten and three had gone off. It was the universe levelling things up and saying there's little point in striving.
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Bluebirdman Of Alcathays
Found 13 bags of crisps in a pack of ten recently. Not really an achievement but a high point. Then a few weeks later bought another pack of ten and three had gone off. It was the universe levelling things up and saying there's little point in striving.
I found 3 blue bags of salt in one of those smiths crisps packets once?
Is that admissible?
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Finding a kit-kat finger made entirely of chocolate is in my personal top 3. Still thinking if I have anything else worthy of filling the other 2 spaces.
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Getting Clean & Sober after 25 years of madness.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I found 3 blue bags of salt in one of those smiths crisps packets once?
Is that admissible?
Of course. But one day the universe will take away that extra salt.
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Whisperer
Getting Clean & Sober after 25 years of madness.
A achievement indeed
Well done mate
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Bluebirdman Of Alcathays
Found 13 bags of crisps in a pack of ten recently. Not really an achievement but a high point. Then a few weeks later bought another pack of ten and three had gone off. It was the universe levelling things up and saying there's little point in striving.
Did you buy both packs from the same place?
Also when you say 3 had gone off had they gone past the date or where they actually gone off?
That's disappointing either way after such a high
I once found a £5 note
Also, once found a "new release" chart DVD in a car boot sale, for £1. Back when DVD was the way to go.
It's hard to say which is the biggest achievement. Technically the DVD would've cost more than the £5 to buy it in the shop, but I probably wouldn't have bought it full price
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superfeathers
Did you buy both packs from the same place?
Also when you say 3 had gone off had they gone past the date or where they actually gone off?
That's disappointing either way after such a high
Same shop and same brand. They smelled weird and kind of toxic; didn't want to chance it. Figured I hadn't lost out in the grand scheme of crisps so shrugged it off.
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Many years ago talked a young girl from taking her own life.