Originally Posted by
Colonel Cærdiffi
I usually take the car to the hand car wash on North Road heading out of town. The guy there always charges a couple of quid more than the sign says but he doesn't speak a lick of English so it's less hassle to just pay him than to try to argue, plus he does a pretty good job.
While he washes my car I pop across the road to the cafe and order the biggest, greasiest breakfast on offer, drink a nice cup of coffee and browse Facebook on my phone.
Once I've eaten I go outside and smoke a cigarette on my way back to the car wash, usually he's done but sometimes I have to wait around for a few minutes so I go in the garage and buy some chocolate, more smokes and some scratchcards which I take outside and scratch against the wall.
If I get a winning scratchcard I'll take it back inside to exchange for more scratchcards and repeat the process over and over until I've lost.