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SLUDGE FACTORY
Vicar to my left , family of Christians to the right , couple opposite are evangelical church goes and every sunday blast out hymns from their front windows and put a huge wooden cross outside their house and next to them is a catholic couple . Tomorrow they have invited everyone to a street Pentecostal drink because tomorrow marks the anniversary of the beginnings of christianity or whatever . I wont be going .
It's like the fecking last supper round here , hope they pray for some rain
Do you have a gourd?
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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IanD
Do you have a gourd?
What's a gourd
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Re: Surrounded by Christians
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Hilts
Follow the gourd.
I follow cardiff city and black sabbath
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Hilts
Follow the gourd.
And remove one shoe
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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IanD
Do you have a gourd?
Four for the gourd. Four!! Look at it, that's worth ten if it's worth a shekel.
Re: Surrounded by Christians
Was approached by one years ago, giving me all the bullshit.
I said to her "So, Adam and Eve, they had 2 sons - right?"
She said "Yes"
"So," I said "how did they have kids?". She looked at me, then said "That's a really good question, I never thought of that". I walked off to leave her with her thoughts and, I hope, a conversion to atheism.
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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CCFCC3PO
Was approached by one years ago, giving me all the bullshit.
I said to her "So, Adam and Eve, they had 2 sons - right?"
She said "Yes"
"So," I said "how did they have kids?". She looked at me, then said "That's a really good question, I never thought of that". I walked off to leave her with her thoughts and, I hope, a conversion to atheism.
Potty bunch
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Surrounded by Muslims
What a potty bunch.
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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CCFCC3PO
Was approached by one years ago, giving me all the bullshit.
I said to her "So, Adam and Eve, they had 2 sons - right?"
She said "Yes"
"So," I said "how did they have kids?". She looked at me, then said "That's a really good question, I never thought of that". I walked off to leave her with her thoughts and, I hope, a conversion to atheism.
:hehe:
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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CCFCC3PO
Was approached by one years ago, giving me all the bullshit.
I said to her "So, Adam and Eve, they had 2 sons - right?"
She said "Yes"
"So," I said "how did they have kids?". She looked at me, then said "That's a really good question, I never thought of that". I walked off to leave her with her thoughts and, I hope, a conversion to atheism.
Good, but incorrect.
Off the top of my heaad, they had at least 3 sons - Cain, Abel and Seth
*edit* just googled and found this
Genesis 5: 3 Adam lived for 130 years and then became father to a son in his likeness, in his image, and he named him Seth.d 4 After becoming father to Seth, Adam lived for 800 years. And he became father to sons and daughters.
So the sons and daughters must have had kids - the human race is born out of incest - which is prohibited in the Old Testament.
It's all bullshit anyway.
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2000 odd years isn't a very long time in the Grand scheme of things.
If God did create the Earth he must have been knackered as it took him millions of years to then come up with Christianity.
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bobh
Good, but incorrect.
Off the top of my heaad, they had at least 3 sons - Cain, Abel and Seth
*edit* just googled and found this
Genesis 5: 3 Adam lived for 130 years and then became father to a son in his likeness, in his image, and he named him Seth.d 4 After becoming father to Seth, Adam lived for 800 years. And he became father to sons and daughters.
So the sons and daughters must have had kids - the human race is born out of incest - which is prohibited in the Old Testament.
It's all bullshit anyway.
That is interesting - of course it won't explain how so many different races of people have developed over the course of the supposed 6,000 years of human existence.
Re: Surrounded by Christians
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Vicar to my left , family of Christians to the right , couple opposite are evangelical church goes and every sunday blast out hymns from their front windows and put a huge wooden cross outside their house and next to them is a catholic couple . Tomorrow they have invited everyone to a street Pentecostal drink because tomorrow marks the anniversary of the beginnings of christianity or whatever . I wont be going .
It's like the fecking last supper round here , hope they pray for some rain
Sounds like a version of 'Stuck In The Middle With You'.
