Can anyone honestly say this hasn't happened to them?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/studen...riend-6174685/

How does that make it to the paper?

Doctors are sworn to confidentiality so I can only assume the pair went to the paper and said "look what I did"

Very very odd

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Originally Posted by Kiffa

How does that make it to the paper?

Doctors are sworn to confidentiality so I can only assume the pair went to the paper and said "look what I did"

Very very odd

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How are there pictures of her in Hospital giving a thumbs up (shoulda stuck with the thumbs up eh gal ;) )

What have 'we' become as a society that this is even a news article?

Totally un-newsworthy...unlike this guy:

http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday...81590944076671

The first story is shaky, the second egg-siting.




Sorry. :hide:

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Originally Posted by itkman

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Shit happens.

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Originally Posted by itkman

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Classy girl.

I'm guessing the vibrator got used because the boyfriends pork sword wouldn't touch the sides?

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Classy girl.

I'm guessing the vibrator got used because the boyfriends pork sword wouldn't touch the sides?

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Well, it certainly won't now!!

I hate it when that happens.

"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again" :hehe:

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Originally Posted by TH63

"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again" :hehe:

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Four Candles, what was he trying to do, Smoke it out. :hehe:

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"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again" :hehe:

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Better than a Garden Fork handle. :-) Then again ..

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"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again" :hehe:

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I notice they didn't say the same about the barbecue prongs. :sherlock::hehe:

so basically, she has just advertised she likes it up the bourneville boulevard. Her parents must be so proud she has advertised this

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so basically, she has just advertised she likes it up the bourneville boulevard. Her parents must be so proud she has advertised this

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At least she can buy a lanyard with the £50 the Metro gave her for this story.

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so basically, she has just advertised she likes it up the bourneville boulevard. Her parents must be so proud she has advertised this

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I noticed that she is a student teacher.

Would you want someone with that attitude and those morals to be heavily involved in your children's education and upbringing !

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Originally Posted by JDerrida

I noticed that she is a student teacher.

Would you want someone with that attitude and those morals to be heavily involved in your children's education and upbringing !

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Having gone to school back in the 70s/80s myself, in those days you'd just be quite surprised that the teacher chose to insert something into their own backside.

Perhaps that's what was really meant when people spoke about leaving their back door unlocked? :yikes:

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I noticed that she is a student teacher.

Would you want someone with that attitude and those morals to be heavily involved in your children's education and upbringing !

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This is what I can't understand, couldn't she work it out with a pencil. :hehe::hehe:

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Originally Posted by BLUETIT

This is what I can't understand, couldn't she work it out with a pencil. :hehe::hehe:

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2B or not 2B? That is the question.

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Originally Posted by JDerrida

I noticed that she is a student teacher.

Would you want someone with that attitude and those morals to be heavily involved in your children's education and upbringing !

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I went to St.Illtyd's in the 70's.

Nothing much has surprised me about teachers since.