Who's got a beard on here

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11-12-17, 22:39
joecity

Who's got a beard on here

Firstly well done City. Massive character.

Who on this board has got a beard. This can be a new one. Even better an old one. Or like me you can't be feckd shaving. I never used to be able to grow one cause the mean time made me look shifty n scruffy. I would give up on the idea. There was always a lad in school with one . Anything goes now so I finally got one.
11-12-17, 22:40
Spooky Tree

Re: Who's got a beard on here

I have a beard.

Hope this helps.
11-12-17, 22:41
jon1959

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What counts as a beard?

My facial hair fluctuates between 1 day and 10 days - but never longer. At 10 days it looks like a beard!
11-12-17, 22:55
Mad as a fish

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I am the owner of two beards. One on each chin!
11-12-17, 22:55
NYCBlue

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I shave once a week, because I don't like shaving and it irritates my skin if I shave when my stubble isn't long enough. Having said that, I can't stand having a beard because I find that irritating and even painful sometimes. So seven days is my absolute limit. I think I may have gone a month without shaving once. Never again.
11-12-17, 22:56
Ainsley Harriott

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I have one that can be described as "peak Aron Gunnarsson" at the moment. Couldn't be bothered shaving in January, and it's grown ever since.

Went to Barcelona recently & employees at both the airport's immigration control and the Camp Nou's ticket office commented on it as being "impressive". I was going to shave it off before they said that...
11-12-17, 23:01
joecity

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Originally Posted by jon1959

What counts as a beard?

My facial hair fluctuates between 1 day and 10 days - but never longer. At 10 days it looks like a beard!

I not sure on the exact rules. Usually beards were reserved for communists, uncles and tough guys when I was younger. My sociology teacher had a beard. My uncle had one and the mad Kent at the end of the street had one. In the Falklands war era moustaches were the thing but they slipped into beards n then clean shaven over a period.

Beards are back and have been for a while but they missed the moustache phase out. I got one now. It would never have crossed my mind years ago. I calling a beard when it goes from not shaving to thinking feck it I will keep this n it's now a beard.
11-12-17, 23:05
Barry Shitpeas

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Beards are so last year. Not the big scruffy beard with all bits of food crumbs in, just those neatly trimmed “c•nt” beards like so many twenty somethings have.
11-12-17, 23:07
Zenith

Re: Who's got a beard on here

I haven't been clean shaved since 2013, rock and roll. Though I do trim every few weeks.
11-12-17, 23:08
light up the darkness

Re: Who's got a beard on here

Is this an euphemism?
11-12-17, 23:09
adz-a32

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I have a trimmed one... typical twenty-something :hehe:
11-12-17, 23:12
gabbsthenewt

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Soul patch
11-12-17, 23:14
Barry Shitpeas

Re: Who's got a beard on here

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Originally Posted by adz-a32

I have a trimmed one... typical twenty-something :hehe:

Beards are an affectation. Unless you’re a woodwork teacher or a paeodophile get the razor out.
11-12-17, 23:15
joecity

Re: Who's got a beard on here

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

Is this an euphemism?

I don't know what that word means Maybe a beard is a state of mind. You got stubble or You feel scruffy or feck it you got a beard and everyone else can think what they like.
11-12-17, 23:22
Rocco Siffredi

Re: Who's got a beard on here

Got a mans beard , nails I look
11-12-17, 23:24
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by joecity

I don't know what that word means Maybe a beard is a state of mind. You got stubble or You feel scruffy or feck it you got a beard and everyone else can think what they like.

A bit of stubble is sexy.
11-12-17, 23:24
joecity

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Originally Posted by Rocco Siffredi

Got a mans beard , nails I look

Not as hard as a bird with a beard. Seem a few of them. I wouldn't mess.
11-12-17, 23:27
joecity

Re: Who's got a beard on here

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

A bit of stubble is sexy.

I used the word bird lower down. Didn't mean it bad like. I forget myself sometimes.

Sorry I meant higher up in the thread. I sound far too apologetic for a proper beard.
11-12-17, 23:37
Dr Lecter

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Started growing a beard last year.

Was going for the Ledley but looked more like a deranged hobo so shaved it off. Started again and grew a ‘metal beard’ instead. It got to about six inches long until I got bored and shaved it off. Realised I looked a bit weird clean shaven so grew it back but keep it a bit shorter now.
11-12-17, 23:38
Dr Lecter

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

A bit of stubble is sexy.

Itches the old minge though doesn’t it?
11-12-17, 23:42
Barry Shitpeas

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

A bit of stubble is sexy.

Cheers love
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11-12-17, 23:44
gabbsthenewt

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Itches the old minge though doesn’t it?

Steve R used to have an ian rush tache FACT
11-12-17, 23:46
Mrs Steve R

Re: Who's got a beard on here

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Originally Posted by joecity

I used the word bird lower down. Didn't mean it bad like. I forget myself sometimes.

Sorry I meant higher up in the thread. I sound far too apologetic for a proper beard.

:hehe: Bird is ok.

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Itches the old minge though doesn’t it?

:hehe:
11-12-17, 23:47
joecity

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Originally Posted by gabbsthenewt

Steve R used to have an ian rush tache FACT

Good tache that. Served him well. It's in St Asaph museum now.

Edit rushy s Is in St Asaph

Steve is behind the bar in the Bassett on a plinth. They moved it after the Vic burned down.
12-12-17, 00:05
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas

Cheers love
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I should have added.. on some men :hehe:

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Originally Posted by gabbsthenewt

Steve R used to have an ian rush tache FACT

:hehe:
12-12-17, 00:14
joecity

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Originally Posted by gabbsthenewt

Soul patch

Does that mean a scar? I got one of them. Beard don't grow over it. Misfire from a peg gun when I was a kid. My mate shot it into my chin trying to load it.
12-12-17, 00:17
bobh

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I had one 45 years ago, then got fed up with it and been clean-shaven ever since.