https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...d-heads-to-pub
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Gets hit square on by a speeding bus, his head even smashes the bus windscreen in the impact, he skids across the floor 10 meters and just gets up and dusts himself off (sign him up, DJ!) and goes about his day :hehe:
This guy is a T-1000, you heard it here first.
I've been to the Purple Turtle. So there.
He wasn't very good at 'reading buses'.