My early draft one size fits all valentine's Day card

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Put your hand in my pocket

And grab hold of my rocket



It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100

Actually, I think you're done. If it ain't broke......

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Put your hand in my pocket

And grab hold of my rocket



It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100

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Who said romance was dead.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Put your hand in my pocket

And grab hold of my rocket



It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100

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I think you need to copyright Motley Crue

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Put your hand in my pocket

And grab hold of my rocket



It needs a bit of tinkering but it's early doors , going to run off about 100

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Change the last line to

Unless you've tried it don't knock it.

Isn’t the fourth line supposed to rhyme with the second?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put your hand in my pocket
There’s something throbbing there for you

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Originally Posted by binman

I think you need to copyright Motley Crue

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Edit Kiss

Same rubbish though

He's wise to have toned down the message that he scrawled on last year's cards at Cowbridge Women's Institute 'cos several old biddies' families were straight on the blower to plod.

Roses are red, violets are blue
I want to wake up in a bed next to you
You like my smile, you think I am canny
But forget all that, just show me yer fanny

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a knife
Dont scream

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm on the hunt

For a bit of FUN :hehe:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are you at the football
Cos you're single too?

I always remember watching City play away at Luton many years ago on Valentines night when Dave Jones was in charge - singing "We're only here cos we're single, here cos we're single" :hehe:

No need to thank me for this tip it will guarantee to ""takeaway "" the heartbakes of the year, and allow you to steak her heart forever.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...-a8182996.html

Roses are shite
Violets are tacky
Come on love
It's time for bukkake

Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"

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Originally Posted by bobh

Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"

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Did you get him it?

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Originally Posted by bobh

Had to get a card for the mrs (she sulks if it ain't 'wordy' enough)
Cards are getting pc now - saw one "to my partner"

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Start worrying when you see "to my dog". :hehe: (bet there's one out there already) :hehe: