I bought a ball bearing business

Down dulwich way

Ball bearing business = jockstrap company?

I bought one of those Dyson ball cleaners. Ended up in casualty.

I started my own business a few weeks ago, I converted my loft and I'm making yachts.
Sails are going through the roof.

I started my own business a few months ago, recycling used chewing gum, but I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

I started my own business a few months ago, recycling used chewing gum, but I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.

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:hehe:

I've started a new job stealing other people hot drinks. It's not really my cup of tea.

I think my interview for the job as a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

I think my interview for the job as a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.

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Best so far :hehe:

I started a company selling bonsai trees

Got that successful I'm looking to move to smaller premises

I think my interview for the job didn't go so well. Apparently "gang bang" isn't proof of being able to work as a team.

I've got a new job answering other people's phones.
It's not for me.

My mate makes plastic letters for toilet doors.
He's certainly got an i for the ladies.

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

I've got a new job answering other people's phones.
It's not for me.

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Winner.

I used to have an ice cube business, but it went into liquidation!