Blokes Answering The Door In Undies
I've taken to this habit, to stop cold callers ,religious and political canvassers returning.
Especially if you have a bit of Italian juggling going on .
Nothing better than romping around in one's undies.
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A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.
A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.
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A Quiet Monkfish
A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.
A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.
Sorry about that , you surprised me
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A Quiet Monkfish
A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.
A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.
Bloody hell 🏊*♂️
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My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Sorry about that , you surprised me
:hehe:
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Wouldn't have been me. I wouldn't have pants on.
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insider
My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
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insider
My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
Pull the udder one...
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Eric the Half a Bee
Pull the udder one...
😂😂
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insider
My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
F*ck me, top & bottom inside at the same time!!!!
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insider
My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
Scuff marks on her shoes?
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Originally Posted by
insider
My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.
Phwor! .... haven’t got her number have you? 😉
