For 'selfish' drinkers and egg chasers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42506706
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For 'selfish' drinkers and egg chasers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42506706
'Twas Christmas Eve babe ..
In other news, people urged to use Google before seeing a GP! The NHS is at breaking point, whilst a great amount of NHS time is spent on methods drinkers, pot sellers and illusion dwellers - the problems are that the service is underfunded.Quote:
Originally Posted by joecity
If you march into the GP and tell him/herQuote:
Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt
Donnt worry doc I have self diagnosed online and I need these tablets
They tell you to feck off.
Of course. Do you think self diagnosis is as accurate as a GP's diagnosis? :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by joecity
Thing is, that's where we are heading. I called the doctor yesterday and was told my next available appointment was January 16th. Nearly 3 weeks away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
The way to do it is look for the symptoms needed for the tablets then convince the doc you have those symptoms :xmashehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by joecity
You should have told em I've looked on the internet and I've got 2 weeks to live. Speeds it up see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt
That's where I was going wrong 😀Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieccfc
I had the same. I asked the receptionist, what if I die in the meantime? She replied that if that was the case I should make sure I get someone to cancel the appointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt
Other search engines are availableQuote:
Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt
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Originally Posted by Fatty Foggon
Search positive news ehQuote:
Originally Posted by Dat Bluebird
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Originally Posted by William Treseder
I'd rather they not apologise until they sober up in the morning. A drunk tanks means nothing to me.