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Why are this lot always ugly rotters ? I mean if you are no oil painting have a bit of dignity and stay at home
And another thing
I went to a naturists "meet " several years back but they got very stroppy and asked me to leave when I told them I just wanted to watch
Very strange people
They don't like outsiders and they certainly don't like it up em !
They aren't the same thing you plank
Indeed , that's why I put a comma between themQuote:
Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick
Swingers are sex people and naturists strip off and walk around commando
It's odd behaviour
You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.
I spent last week in Cap d'Agde but, I hasten to add, not in the extensive Naturist Village. Kept my strides on and stayed in the harbour area.Quote:
Originally Posted by Des Parrot
We take the horses down to Kenfig sometimes and at the Morfa/steelworks end of the beach there seems to be a 'scene'.
Like the mature gentleman I am, I generally avert my eyes but some of them seem to have all the jigsaw pieces in the right place
Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.
Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.
It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.
He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.
I was fully clothed.
'walked off'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jordi Culé
Had to read that twice.
Grid Reference pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by Des Parrot
I was fishing down there once and was approached by a chapster in his birthday suitQuote:
Originally Posted by Jordi Culé
Enormous tadger
He's probably in a museum now
disgusting, where?Quote:
Originally Posted by Des Parrot
Poor eyesight you have there buddy. You'll go blind eventually!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
The point being
They are usually very ugly , often fat and very odd
If someone thinks turning up to someone's house who you met on the internet along with 20 other strangers and boffing and noshing each other is normal adult behaviour you need to see a doctor
And taking all your clothes off and having a picnic on the beach ?
Nutters
Is your behaviour normal?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
I mean are you saying these swingers are normal people ?
They are abnormal
You ought to get yourself to the sand dunes near Bridgend after dark. There's some right tasty birds there, and they don't hold back I can tell you.
I don't like getting grit in my unfortunatesQuote:
Originally Posted by Alan Lung