Their Brazilian
Whilst I appreciate this will probably come back and bite me
He looks the worst winger I’ve seen since Jeff Chandler
He can run a bit but he cannot pass a ball
He just took a corner and kicked it straight into touch 😂
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Their Brazilian
Whilst I appreciate this will probably come back and bite me
He looks the worst winger I’ve seen since Jeff Chandler
He can run a bit but he cannot pass a ball
He just took a corner and kicked it straight into touch 😂
Think he did ok in his first few games....but seems to have gone backwards.....that corner was quite amusing. Bristol not in the game very much.
not much to shout about for the neutral so far
Swansea closing down quickly.
why post this now ffs
Why would you - why 😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by binman
Sounds like a dire match - 0 efforts on goal for the Wurzels in the first half, 5 shots but 0 on target for the Jacks.
In the other game West Brom have turned it around and lead Huddersfield 3 - 1
He’s just taken a foul throw as well 😂
Very much shades of Eddie Johnson about this fella
Commenton 'Jack board...' "They’ve done their homework on Ronald and Platcheta - we have no other answers so game over."
Hope City players are not watching and get over-confident....
Because it has nothing to do with what can happen in the real world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
I just seen that corner, that’s about as bad as you will see.
1-0 to the wurzels so it’s all good in the end
They are so thick in Swansea, and judging by their messageboards, so awful at spelling, that I give my verdict on how this ridiculously crap player was signed.
I reckon that when the agent reached out and said “We have “Ronald” available at a good price”, they probably saw “Ronaldo”, and their eyes lit up. They thought there was a commercial opportunity in signing the very old Brazilian striker called Ronaldo, and putting bums on seats to get some desperately needed ticket sales for their rapidly dwindling fanbase. Under a transfer deadline pressure, the dumbos running the club thought it was a “no-brainer” and signed the deal.
Then this poor excuse of a footballer called Ronald turned up for training and the playing squad must have thought allowing him in to training was part of a bet or something. One Swansea fan on a chat group was reputed to say “I reckon he is just a midget from the Amman Valley who has blacked up with makeup and passed himself off as a Brazilian, to get off benefits. Clever bugger”.
Looking at the corner he took, and clips I wonder if he has ever played football at all. I reckon he just passed a sprint test and they thought “Oooh he’d be good out wide, butty”.
He is closer to Ronald Mc Donald than Ronaldo. And more Cwm Welfare than Copacobana.
That's Swansea 1-0, Ronald to score nailed on then.
Didn't he score both their goals in a 0-2 win at Sunderland not so long ago?