Women are childish

Women love to claim "girls mature faster than boys" but based on my observations over the years I've come to the conclusion that this simply isn't true.

Girls may learn to project a veneer of maturity at an earlier age but in reality they remain focused on childish things such as colouring their faces and hair, surrounding themselves with pretty soft furnishings, dressing in colourful garish outfits and churlishly sulking at perceived slights.

This kind of behaviour is so commonplace we don't even notice it any more.

When I saw the picture below it seemed perfectly normal at first, then I noticed how everyone was dressed.

The men, all in shirts and ties, nothing outrageous, dressed in a respectful manner befitting an historic occasion in the House of Commons.

The women came dressed like receptionists doing their shopping at ASDA.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cp...453_de27-2.jpg

Not you Mrs R and Auntie Andy, you're alright.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Women love to claim "girls mature faster than boys" but based on my observations over the years I've come to the conclusion that this simply isn't true.

Girls may learn to project a veneer of maturity at an earlier age but in reality they remain focused on childish things such as colouring their faces and hair, surrounding themselves with pretty soft furnishings, dressing in colourful garish outfits and churlishly sulking at perceived slights.

This kind of behaviour is so commonplace we don't even notice it any more.

When I saw the picture below it seemed perfectly normal at first, then I noticed how everyone was dressed.

The men, all in shirts and ties, nothing outrageous, dressed in a respectful manner befitting an historic occasion in the House of Commons.

The women came dressed like receptionists doing their shopping at ASDA.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cp...453_de27-2.jpg

Not you Mrs R and Auntie Andy, you're alright.

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They like their food by the looks of it as well :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Women love to claim "girls mature faster than boys" but based on my observations over the years I've come to the conclusion that this simply isn't true.

Girls may learn to project a veneer of maturity at an earlier age but in reality they remain focused on childish things such as colouring their faces and hair, surrounding themselves with pretty soft furnishings, dressing in colourful garish outfits and churlishly sulking at perceived slights.

This kind of behaviour is so commonplace we don't even notice it any more.

When I saw the picture below it seemed perfectly normal at first, then I noticed how everyone was dressed.

The men, all in shirts and ties, nothing outrageous, dressed in a respectful manner befitting an historic occasion in the House of Commons.

The women came dressed like receptionists doing their shopping at ASDA.



Not you Mrs R and Auntie Andy, you're alright.

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Thanks for that :hehe: actually my dad never let me wear make up or dye my hair, he said women should be naturally beautiful and don't need it, maybe that's why I hang around with you lot? :hehe:

And they never put the bloody lids back on things properly either. Either put it back on tidy or don't bother. I've got cauliflower toes from all the jars that have landed on my feet. Bloody women! (Present company excepted).

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Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas

And they never put the bloody lids back on things properly either. Either put it back on tidy or don't bother. I've got cauliflower toes from all the jars that have landed on my feet. Bloody women! (Present company excepted).

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And they always move my personal possessions without telling me so that I can never find them. Bloody Women! (Present company not excepted)

And they just roll over, fart and go to sleep after they have given you one.
(company expected presently )

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Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Women love to claim "girls mature faster than boys" but based on my observations over the years I've come to the conclusion that this simply isn't true.

Girls may learn to project a veneer of maturity at an earlier age but in reality they remain focused on childish things such as colouring their faces and hair, surrounding themselves with pretty soft furnishings, dressing in colourful garish outfits and churlishly sulking at perceived slights.

This kind of behaviour is so commonplace we don't even notice it any more.

When I saw the picture below it seemed perfectly normal at first, then I noticed how everyone was dressed.

The men, all in shirts and ties, nothing outrageous, dressed in a respectful manner befitting an historic occasion in the House of Commons.

The women came dressed like receptionists doing their shopping at ASDA.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cp...453_de27-2.jpg

Not you Mrs R and Auntie Andy, you're alright.

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Guilty I'm afraid. I have my hair coloured, nails and toes professionally manicured, wouldn't be seen without makeup and love expensive clothes, handbags and shoes. I am high maintenance and I love it xxx

Ban her, Mike

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Originally Posted by Auntie Andy

Guilty I'm afraid. I have my hair coloured, nails and toes professionally manicured, wouldn't be seen without makeup and love expensive clothes, handbags and shoes. I am high maintenance and I love it xxx

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I'm sure you work hard for it , so why not. :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

I'm sure you work hard for it , so why not. :thumbup:

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Thanks for your support Sgt. As for the Colonel he couldn't afford me :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Auntie Andy

Thanks for your support Sgt. As for the Colonel he couldn't afford me :hehe:

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The Colonel couldn't afford a kebab

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Originally Posted by Pearcey3

The Colonel couldn't afford a kebab

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think he's ate a few

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Originally Posted by Pearcey3

The Colonel couldn't afford a kebab

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I'm convinced you and Tandy are twinstwins

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Originally Posted by Auntie Andy

Guilty I'm afraid. I have my hair coloured, nails and toes professionally manicured, wouldn't be seen without makeup and love expensive clothes, handbags and shoes. I am high maintenance and I love it xxx

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I am exactly the same..
Oops, I mean only on a Saturday night at the Showbix :hehe:he

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Originally Posted by Packerman

think he's ate a few

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Yeah but he thieved them

I read the title and now I've got "People are Strange" stuck in my head and I'm trying to think of the next line to go with "Women are childish".

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Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Women love to claim "girls mature faster than boys" but based on my observations over the years I've come to the conclusion that this simply isn't true.

Girls may learn to project a veneer of maturity at an earlier age but in reality they remain focused on childish things such as colouring their faces and hair, surrounding themselves with pretty soft furnishings, dressing in colourful garish outfits and churlishly sulking at perceived slights.

This kind of behaviour is so commonplace we don't even notice it any more.

When I saw the picture below it seemed perfectly normal at first, then I noticed how everyone was dressed.

The men, all in shirts and ties, nothing outrageous, dressed in a respectful manner befitting an historic occasion in the House of Commons.

The women came dressed like receptionists doing their shopping at ASDA.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cp...4C/_de27-2.jpg

Not you Mrs R and Auntie Andy, you're alright.

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Women remain focussed on that because of the way society is.

Any time a woman is on tv or in a paper the first thing that gets commented on is her appearance. A bloke can wear the same suit all year on tv and no one would say a word.

Case and point you think those old men in their ill fitting suits look good yet think you are in a position to criticise what those women are wearing and look like.

At the end of the day you're a fat middle aged man who picks fights on an Internet forum and they are members of parliament who have achieved more in their lives than you ever will, yet you still think you're in a position to drag them down based on how they look.

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

Women remain focussed on that because of the way society is.

Any time a woman is on tv or in a paper the first thing that gets commented on is her appearance. A bloke can wear the same suit all year on tv and no one would say a word.

Case and point you think those old men in their ill fitting suits look good yet think you are in a position to criticise what those women are wearing and look like.

At the end of the day you're a fat middle aged man who picks fights on an Internet forum and they are members of parliament who have achieved more in their lives than you ever will, yet you still think you're in a position to drag them down based on how they look.

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Could be wrong on this but I do think that the colonel was off duty at the time this went to print and perhaps had his stand up hat on :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

Women remain focussed on that because of the way society is.

Any time a woman is on tv or in a paper the first thing that gets commented on is her appearance. A bloke can wear the same suit all year on tv and no one would say a word.

Case and point you think those old men in their ill fitting suits look good yet think you are in a position to criticise what those women are wearing and look like.

At the end of the day you're a fat middle aged man who picks fights on an Internet forum and they are members of parliament who have achieved more in their lives than you ever will, yet you still think you're in a position to drag them down based on how they look.

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:hehe: Blimey

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

And they just roll over, fart and go to sleep after they have given you one.
(company expected presently )

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And they waste a fortune on frivolous objects like a fourth handbag or a pair of shoes that matches their eyeliner. But, when they find out your spend on strip clubs, escorts and webcam sites they suddenly start acting all Gordon Brown (Present company excepted).

Bit of a side issue, but I've just been listening to a debate on 5 Live about the decision to relax the rules and allow male MPs not to wear ties if they don't want to. Perfectly sensible to me, but there were some phoning in saying that the change was indicative of the decline in standards we see in modern Britain and that if you start letting politicians dress sloppily, they start behaving sloppily.

Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure that back in the "scruffy" 60s and 70s, it was fairly common for MPs not to wear ties in Parliament. Having had to wear one all of the time in school I rebelled and never wore one when I started work - I was certainly not alone in going tieless back then either. Things started to change in the mid 80s when many people younger than me began to wear suits and ties to work and it became almost unheard of to see a male politician not wearing one - seems the pendulum has swung back again.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Bit of a side issue, but I've just been listening to a debate on 5 Live about the decision to relax the rules and allow male MPs not to wear ties if they don't want to. Perfectly sensible to me, but there were some phoning in saying that the change was indicative of the decline in standards we see in modern Britain and that if you start letting politicians dress sloppily, they start behaving sloppily.

Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure that back in the "scruffy" 60s and 70s, it was fairly common for MPs not to wear ties in Parliament. Having had to wear one all of the time in school I rebelled and never wore one when I started work - I was certainly not alone in going tieless back then either. Things started to change in the mid 80s when many people younger than me began to wear suits and ties to work and it became almost unheard of to see a male politician not wearing one - seems the pendulum has swung back again.

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The story is that MPs were dressing smarter just as soon as the TV Cameras were allowed in.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Bit of a side issue, but I've just been listening to a debate on 5 Live about the decision to relax the rules and allow male MPs not to wear ties if they don't want to. Perfectly sensible to me, but there were some phoning in saying that the change was indicative of the decline in standards we see in modern Britain and that if you start letting politicians dress sloppily, they start behaving sloppily.

Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure that back in the "scruffy" 60s and 70s, it was fairly common for MPs not to wear ties in Parliament. Having had to wear one all of the time in school I rebelled and never wore one when I started work - I was certainly not alone in going tieless back then either. Things started to change in the mid 80s when many people younger than me began to wear suits and ties to work and it became almost unheard of to see a male politician not wearing one - seems the pendulum has swung back again.

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ties are outdated i wear a cravat to work

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Originally Posted by kingbillyboy

ties are outdated i wear a cravat to work

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Thinly disguised 'I wear a bandanna when tending to my hydroponics' post IMO

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Originally Posted by kingbillyboy

ties are outdated i wear a cravat to work

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Doesn't it get a bit hot as your flipping the burgers?