Me , Jenny Agutter and Nanette Newman doing an advert for dove soap in a hot tub
I am talking miss Agutter and Newman in their forties
That Dr Alice Roberts is doing the camera work
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Me , Jenny Agutter and Nanette Newman doing an advert for dove soap in a hot tub
I am talking miss Agutter and Newman in their forties
That Dr Alice Roberts is doing the camera work
That's a relief. Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Or me , Victoria principal and Stephanie powers but they don't do dove in America so it would have to be some sort of engine oil
That's a young man's fantasy.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Mine is a good night's sleep without three or four visits to the toilet where each time I risk tripping over something and breaking my neck. Either that or the reintroduction of capital punishment.
At your age it's normal to dribble a lotQuote:
Originally Posted by David Vincent
My old man used to use a bed pan to pee in to save time then throw it over next doors cat in the morning , sort of returning the favour as it was always shitting in his yard
Nothing to do with dribbling. Usually as you get older your prostrate expands and your brain shrinks. But don't worry about your brain shrinking. I can tell that you were born with a preshrunk brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
I would strangle a hundred kittens for half an hour with a soaped up Rachel Riley.
Mine is that we smashed Man City last Sunday.
That one of the goals (at least) was a long kick from our half over their goalkeepers head, as he was playing yards out of his penalty area
Musically, that I could be transported back in time to see either 1/the Motown revue when it hit the UK 2/Dusty Springfield live in concert 3/Free (the band) live
Sex wise. Maybe Susan George. She always did it for me as a teenager
Ahhh Susan GeorgeQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr Soul '68
Me and Liz Hurley and Halle Berry on a desert island. With plumbing and all mod cons.
Imagine my surprise last night when I was woken from my slumber by Cindy Crawford, who proceeded to lay on top of me, wearing only skimpy panties, and press her breasts into my face.
I was in heaven, and simply could not believe my luck, until a few seconds later, when I realised that it was only a poster of cindy crawford.
The blu tac had come loose and it had fallen off my bedroom wall and landed on me.
My only consolation is that I can now tell friends about the night cindy crawford fell for me!
You need a night light.Quote:
Originally Posted by David Vincent
Liz Hurley , cripesQuote:
Originally Posted by NYCBlue
2 lesbians, sisters, I’m just watching
Linky pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by Croesy Blue
Stop ! Get your hands off the cookie jar !Quote:
Originally Posted by Croesy Blue
Travel back to have a sixties romp with Patti Boyd and Michelle Phillips.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Debbie Harry in her prime!!
Michelle Phillips , yes pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt