Pippa Middleton, I mean she's just an ordinary girl
From an extremely rich family
Bit of a rotter too
Would rather boff her sister
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SLUDGE FACTORY
From an extremely rich family
Bit of a rotter too
Would rather boff her sister
Pippa gets my vote, she'd definitely be better in the sack. Kate Middleton is the cute girl every one fancies in Uni. It nearly always ends up disappointing.
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CCFCPhil
Pippa gets my vote, she'd definitely be better in the sack. Kate Middleton is the cute girl every one fancies in Uni. It nearly always ends up disappointing.
Pippa = slut, fantastic **** but then you move on, she's limited with no challenge.
Kate = great girl with hang ups. She's a work in progress. Persevere and with time she'd turn out to be a bigger slag in the sack than her sister. With your influence she would become as warped as you.
It's all about perspective.
Re: Pippa Middleton, I mean she's just an ordinary girl
I bet she wouldn't block me on Facebook either.
Re: Pippa Middleton, I mean she's just an ordinary girl
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SLUDGE FACTORY
From an extremely rich family
Bit of a rotter too
Would rather boff her sister
Does she let you venture doth south?
Re: Pippa Middleton, I mean she's just an ordinary girl
Marjorie Petherick-West, a 66-year-old former postmistress, was the organist at yesterday's nuptial, and it was the 1,000 occasion she'd done so, reports The Sunday People.
If Sludge had been a guest - an ultra unlikely if, admittedly - it would have been her last 'cause after trying and failing to finger Pippa and her Maid of Honour he'd have had a bash at her in the vestibule and would never recover from such a sordid experience.
What an irreligious rotter that fella is!
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Steve R
I bet she wouldn't block me on Facebook either.
I bet she would.
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Organ Morgan.
Marjorie Petherick-West, a 66-year-old former postmistress, was the organist at yesterday's nuptial, and it was the 1,000 occasion she'd done so, reports The Sunday People.
If Sludge had been a guest - an ultra unlikely if, admittedly - it would have been her last 'cause after trying and failing to finger Pippa and her Maid of Honour he'd have had a bash at her in the vestibule and would never recover from such a sordid experience.
What an irreligious rotter that fella is!
Does Sludge know how to open a cheese toastie?