Good Christmas gift ideas
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
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Originally Posted by
Thoth
Got any?
A/S/L?
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
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Originally Posted by
Penarth Blues
A/S/L?
^THIS
We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
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Originally Posted by
Penarth Blues
A/S/L?
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Originally Posted by
Colonel Cærdiffi
^THIS
We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.
:xmashehe:
I have everyone to buy for, mrs, teenage son and daughter, mum and dad, just wondering what others have got people to inspire me.
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
If all else fails, get them booze.
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
Just get store gift cards of whatever monetary value you want so they can spend them on what they desire at John Lewis, Argos, Marks & Spencer, etc, etc.
Though, the dildo-shaped Ann Summers one might raise a few eyebrows.
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
Got my daughter The Walking Bread chopping board if that's any help? :hehe:
https://securethumbs.ebay.com/d/l225...SgAmLlIfwA.jpg
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
I am selling this if you are looking for a gift for a City supporter
https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/c...nch/1205419452
I will sell for £20 instead of £40 for a ccmb member, pm me if interested
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Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
Cash or booze it is then :xmashehe: cheers guys.
@mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it. :xmashehe:
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I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in
Re: Good Christmas gift ideas
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Originally Posted by
Thoth
Cash or booze it is then :xmashehe: cheers guys.
@mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it. :xmashehe:
It's for my daughter not my mrs so I think I'm safe :hehe:
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in
Put the crack pipe down sludge :hehe: