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We are a nation of dog lovers
Apparently we really are
doggy style
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Originally Posted by
TISS
Well at least they didn't have to kiss her. :hehe::hehe:
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She seems a bit ruff generally
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The tail gets in the way though.
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Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.
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Well Nigel Farage's mother managed it.:yikes:
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Originally Posted by
LordKenwyne
Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.
Richard Keys would suggest that it is.
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Just goes to show what bad taste British dogs have
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Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
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Dr Lecter
Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
But otherwise you would have a go on it?? :yikes:
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Dr Lecter
Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
Got me thinking, if you absolutely had to plough an animal, you know in a gun against the head type scenario, which one would it be? Donkey? Badger? Gorilla? Seagull? Apparently Dolphins are right goers.
Bit of a stereotype I know but, on balance it would probably have to a sheep. You'd be able to imagine you were banging a stocky woman wearing a big woolly jumper.
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Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
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Steve R
Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
:hehe:
A phallusy? :sherlock:
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Steve R
Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.
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As a result of the case "both she and Mr Galloway have suffered considerable public humiliation".
But doing what she did in front of onlookers was OK.
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Originally Posted by
BlueWales
Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.
HEY hey, diddy dum day aye aye ahaye..
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I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....
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Originally Posted by
TISS
See, once we have control of our borders we can start to read stories of our own, eccentric, kinks.
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Taunton Blue Genie
I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....
That's repugnant :hehe:
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Police were working on a lead....
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Taunton Blue Genie
Police were working on a lead....
..and soon had the culprit collared.
How low could this woman stoop?
Dachshund apparently.
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you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)
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Did she take it up the shitzu?
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The Bloop
Did she take it up the shitzu?
I thought that was a zoo with no animals
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Originally Posted by
TISS
you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)
Speak for yourself. :biggrin:
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Mrs Steve R
Speak for yourself. :biggrin:
HIT. A. NERVE.
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TISS
HIT. A. NERVE.
You missed a gag there :wave::hehe:
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I wish the wife had a gag.
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Mrs Steve R
You missed a gag there :wave::hehe:
...as the bishop said to the actress.
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Jokes aside. There's nothing like getting in from a hard day's graft, taking the work boots off , followed by the socks, spreading your toes apart to reveal little balls of sock gumpf and letting the dog go nuts on them with his tongue.
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Ainsley Harriott
...as the bishop said to the actress.
:hehe:
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nugent
Jokes aside. There's nothing like getting in from a hard day's graft, taking the work boots off , followed by the socks, spreading your toes apart to reveal little balls of sock gumpf and letting the dog go nuts on them with his tongue.
That's how that woman in the story started.
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TISS
I wish the wife had a gag.
She has one every time she looks at you :puke:
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Mrs Steve R
:hehe:
That's how that woman in the story started.
why would she go from licking a man united fan's toes to shagging an animal?