This is the speech we need harris , get it sorted

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23-02-20, 09:57
SLUDGE FACTORY

This is the speech we need harris , get it sorted

https://youtu.be/q7vtWB4owdE

**** em up , get into em !

Kayrdiff
23-02-20, 10:23
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Never minding his speech , what a great film animal house was eh
23-02-20, 10:59
Organ Morgan.

Re: This is the speech we need harris , get it sorted

Nah, it was shite. About as funny as an ingrown toenail is.

You're usually sat in the front pew at St Cadoc's Catholic Church at this time on a Sunday. No doubt you've been barred again. That spot offers the best vantage point to ogle the female organist's prominent chest. You've either overdone the double entendres directed at her or been rumbled for dropping clothes buttons rather than coins into the collection box. Own up, which is it?
23-02-20, 11:16
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

Nah, it was shite. About as funny as an ingrown toenail is.

You're usually sat in the front pew at St Cadoc's Catholic Church at this time on a Sunday. No doubt you've been barred again. That spot offers the best vantage point to ogle the female organist's prominent chest. You've either overdone the double entendres directed at her or been rumbled for dropping clothes buttons rather than coins into the collection box. Own up, which is it?

It's a great film

I havnt been to church since being banned from being an altar boy after spending mass talking to my mate about women and fishing

The priest , a dodgy irish chap who always stank of booze had to keep coughing loudly to remind us to bring over the bread and wine , we were elsewhere I am afraid

I got a savage beating off my mother when I got home

The next week me and my mate were sitting down next to the main wall when a fly settled on the newly painted surface ..quick as a flash I dispatched him with a deadly strike of my right hand , leaving his brains splattered all over the wall

All creatures great and small and all that

Anyway my mate started laughing hysterically and that set me of and then communion was called we were paralysed with laughter , got to the bench to receive the body of christ and were laughing so much the priest refused to serve us as it were

We returned to our seats pissing ourselves laughing , I returned home to another telling off and never went to church ever again

Amen
23-02-20, 11:47
splott parker

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What you giving up for Lent Sludge?
23-02-20, 12:02
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by splott parker

What you giving up for Lent Sludge?

Listening to radio 4

Its utter shite

And kebabs
23-02-20, 12:25
Eric the Half a Bee

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Listening to radio 4

Its utter shite

And kebabs

Not sex?
23-02-20, 12:38
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Not sex?

I am a sex god

Without sex I am nothing

Its non negotiable