Hugh Heffner has died

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41423845
One bloke who definitely won't be going to a better place than the one he lived
All erections at half mast today lads.

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Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41423845
One bloke who definitely won't be going to a better place than the one he lived
All erections at half mast today lads.

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Money, fame, beautiful women and viagra.... what a sad traumatic life he had!

Cheers Hef, you came along just in time, for me anyway :thumbup:

Gonna try and find my wank hank under the bed and knock one out as a tribute to airbrushed foofs from times long ago

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Originally Posted by Rocco Siffredi

Gonna try and find my wank hank under the bed and knock one out as a tribute to airbrushed foofs from times long ago

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:hehe:

Sex and drugs. That's what my uncle died of.



Couldn't get either so he shot himself.

Stolen off twitter ., the order of service will have pages stuck together 😀

Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

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Originally Posted by Whisperer

Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Whisperer

Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

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Laughed out load. Couldnt tell the missus why!

Tomorrow the Sun have a photo of HH laid out on page 3.

"He died peacefully in his slip"

My best effort

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Originally Posted by Whisperer

Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

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:hehe: BOOM!

Gashes to gashes. Bust to bust.