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Let me tell you a story ...
Out shopping today
Loading my bags into the car
Spotted a credit card on the pavement
Went onto local community hub and said have found a card , anybody know who this is ?
Got a reply back saying it was someone who I shall only identify as a fairly famous welsh actress
Searched facebook and sent her a message saying I think I had her card
She had indeed lost it , was delighted I was so honest and is popping round to my house tomorrow to pick it up
She is quite a sort and looking at her facebook profile so are most of her mates
Somethings going to come of this , I can feel it in my bones
Keep trying lads , even in these desperate times , there is always hope
God bless you all
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Re: Let me tell you a story ...
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Out shopping today
Loading my bags into the car
Spotted a credit card on the pavement
Went onto local community hub and said have found a card , anybody know who this is ?
Got a reply back saying it was someone who I shall only identify as a fairly famous welsh actress
Searched facebook and sent her a message saying I think I had her card
She had indeed lost it , was delighted I was so honest and is popping round to my house tomorrow to pick it up
She is quite a sort and looking at her facebook profile so are most of her mates
Somethings going to come of this , I can feel it in my bones
Keep trying lads , even in these desperate times , there is always hope
God bless you all
There'll be a police cordon there and you'll be jumped on immediately and arrested for theft.
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Out shopping today
Loading my bags into the car
Spotted a credit card on the pavement
Went onto local community hub and said have found a card , anybody know who this is ?
Got a reply back saying it was someone who I shall only identify as a fairly famous welsh actress
Searched facebook and sent her a message saying I think I had her card
She had indeed lost it , was delighted I was so honest and is popping round to my house tomorrow to pick it up
She is quite a sort and looking at her facebook profile so are most of her mates
Somethings going to come of this , I can feel it in my bones
Keep trying lads , even in these desperate times , there is always hope
God bless you all
Ding, Dong, Ding......Hi de Hi, morning campers..........I know who she is:hehe:
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splott parker
Ding, Dong, Ding......Hi de Hi, morning campers..........I know who she is:hehe:
Christ no , shes about ninety
This lady , for she is a lady , is a welsh speaking actress with many welsh media friends
I am hoping to get a date with the black haired presenter of bbc wales today as a present for my public spirited actions
If not , she can piss off and I will cut the card up
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Get your lynx Africa on
Ply her with your rapier wit.
Don't mention the Metal
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insider
Get your lynx Africa on
Ply her with your rapier wit.
Don't mention the Metal
Shes going to honk the horn when she turns up
I might even have a shower pre match
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Shes going to honk the horn when she turns up
I might even have a shower pre match
Ding Dong
GWAN my son
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Offer her some stew....
(without the cheese)
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Des Parrot
Offer her some stew....
(without the cheese)
Is that a euphemism?
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Shes online now telling me she will be round at half ten
Which gives me the added bonus of a lie in
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Are you gonna wear your short dressing gown?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Shes online now telling me she will be round at half ten
Which gives me the added bonus of a lie in
So your tale of woe is expected before 11. I'm sure it will be great reading as always
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Des Parrot
Offer her some stew....
(without the cheese)
:hehe:
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Has Derek the weatherman popped round to pick up his credit card yet?
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She arrived 5 minutes late
But I was waiting for her
I strolled towards her car purposefully , card in hand
She said you are such a kind man
I said you are the most famous person I have ever met .......which was a lie , I met phil Stant
I dropped the card in her passenger seat
She said would you like some wine and handed a bottle toward me
I said I dont drink so she offered me some antifreeze
It was all very romantic
I wished her all the best , she waved and it was all over as she zoomed off in her car
She has my details , she knows where I live , I am awaiting her call
This is the way to deal with women
Ice cool
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
She arrived 5 minutes late
But I was waiting for her
I strolled towards her car purposefully , card in hand
She said you are such a kind man
I said you are the most famous person I have ever met .......which was a lie , I met phil Stant
I dropped the card in her passenger seat
She said would you like some wine and handed a bottle toward me
I said I dont drink so she offered me some antifreeze
It was all very romantic
I wished her all the best , she waved and it was all over as she zoomed off in her car
She has my details , she knows where I live , I am awaiting her call
This is the way to deal with women
Ice cool
You didn't accept the anti freezer then?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
She arrived 5 minutes late
But I was waiting for her
I strolled towards her car purposefully , card in hand
She said you are such a kind man
I said you are the most famous person I have ever met .......which was a lie , I met phil Stant
I dropped the card in her passenger seat
She said would you like some wine and handed a bottle toward me
I said I dont drink so she offered me some antifreeze
It was all very romantic
I wished her all the best , she waved and it was all over as she zoomed off in her car
She has my details , she knows where I live , I am awaiting her call
This is the way to deal with women
Ice cool
If it hadn't been for social distancing...........
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Originally Posted by
Elwood Blues
If it hadn't been for social distancing...........
Oh I dunno.
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
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Elwood Blues
If it hadn't been for social distancing...........
Sludge can do the deed even with social distancing *
* In his dreams...
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Originally Posted by
valleys caveman
Has Derek the weatherman popped round to pick up his credit card yet?
:hehe:
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I am going through her facebook friends for possible victims
There is always hope , even in these darkest of times
Was a bit concerned about the anti freeze though , I was expecting a cash payment to be honest
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
She arrived 5 minutes late
But I was waiting for her
I strolled towards her car purposefully , card in hand
She said you are such a kind man
I said you are the most famous person I have ever met .......which was a lie , I met phil Stant
I dropped the card in her passenger seat
She said would you like some wine and handed a bottle toward me
I said I dont drink so she offered me some antifreeze
It was all very romantic
I wished her all the best , she waved and it was all over as she zoomed off in her car
She has my details , she knows where I live , I am awaiting her call
This is the way to deal with women
Ice cool
A sludge classic... lightened my day... just read it to my wife who is in stitches...👍🤣
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Originally Posted by
StraightOuttaCanton
A sludge classic... lightened my day... just read it to my wife who is in stitches...👍🤣
Has your wife got any friends ?
Female obviously
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Has your wife got any friends ?
Female obviously
No. Her name is Helena and I keep her in a box
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StraightOuttaCanton
No. Her name is Helena and I keep her in a box
Who was the actress who played that part , was it Sherilyn fenn ?
Crap film but she gave me the horn