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**** it,I wont be putting it on my phone.
Have I got this wrong
Shopping in asda .Phone goes off someone has tested positive for covid,
Im in insolation .
Back out of isolation.Shopping in asda phone goes off some other ****er has got covid
Im back in isolation
Thats right, its better to just keep walking round infected. brilliant!
There are times in life when we need to put our fellow citizens first.Quote:
Originally Posted by xsnaggle
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Originally Posted by dandywarhol
Yes, you have it completely wrong.
I didn't realise we had an App yet.
I thought the thing being rolled out tomorrow with 25k support people was :
Someone who takes a Covid test tests positive for Covid 19;
The army of people work with the positive tested person where they identify anyone who they have been in close contact for at least 15 minutes during the period they could be infected;
The army of people in the call centre ring these identified people and tell them they need to self-isolate;
Those people self isolate.
At some indeterminate point in the future an app will be rolled out that allows those who download it and subsequently test positive to create an automatic alert to a central database that identifies any other people who have downloaded the app who may have come in proximity to them. At which point the army will tell those people it is their civic duty to self-isolate.
Don’t go to asda ffs....asda people don’t get social distancing, they just wander around singing to asda pissing radio.....do lidl and Waitrose if you are a bit posherQuote:
Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO
What happens if the person who has been in contact with someone with covid was fully kitted out in PPE?
The app is voluntary
The person in PPE needs to take a simple eye test by driving 60 miles back and fore to a well known beauty spot then you are free to get on with your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Cheers - I'll tell the wife, but ask her to come and pick up the kids first.Quote:
Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays
Don't forget to wear a mask :thumbup:
Kids :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Folk either want to be helped or not , sometimes you wonder if it's worth doing anything for anybody ,oh by the way here's a good tip wash your hands ,to keep germ free.
It's going to be chaos with this lot in charge bunch of clowns