Greedy top six pigs of the premiership

Wanted a greater share of the overseas money TV pot because .....they always finish in the top six !!!.........ensuring they will always finish in the top six!!

United , Liverpool , the arse , Chelsea ........hate them and always want them stuffed in Europe ........but spurs and man city ? Who the feck do they think they are ? How many championships have spurs won in recent times ? It's only a few years ago they were bottom six

Bring on us , Burnley , Watford etc finishing up there and shake the ponces up

You've spent most of the day here grumbling about all sorts. I know your leg is playing up making you temporarily housebound and you're missing out on ogling all large uddered females wearing skimpy t-shirts who are beyond your binocular's range, but it has to be said you're turning in to Victor fecking Meldrew.