Official: Merry Christmas to the Politics Board

My best festive wishes to all participants on the politics board. I hope you get the hat that matches your political views from your Christmas Cracker be it red, blue, green, yellow or in some cases tin foil.

I thought I would get in early as we all know that Santa is playing four dimensional chess and Christmas Eve is only the opening move before he exposes Rudolph and several other reindeer and elves as deep state operatives undermining Making Christmas Great Again.

I am sure that Organ Morgan will be along soon to warn that Christmas will be ruined by a financial cataclysm triggered by a collapse in the sub-prime market in Vanuatu or global war coming because of border tensions between Switzerland and Lichtenstein.

I myself will spend today getting a stockpile of Panetone and Stollen at reduced prices and will store it for next year to safeguard against the inevitable disruption to supplies from a no deal Brexit.

Joyeaux Noel a tous!

I had expected World War III to have begun in the Donbass region of Ukraine by now, but that's been postponed to a later date for reasons I'm unable to disclose (even by a PM, so don't ask). Blighty's Integrity Initiative wasn't devised without purpose.

I'm far too grumpy to reciprocate your yuletide felicitations what with dystopia being at hand. I will, however, make a small concession tomorrow to the festive spirit by adorning my Faraday cage with a little tinsel.

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Merry Christmas to all the extremists, moderates, sceptics, credulous, leftists, rightists, centrists, socialists, communists, fascists, neo-nazis, old-school nazis, social democrats, tories, nationalists, globalists, Corbynites, Blairites, remainers, remoaners, brexiteers, gammons, alt-righters, SJWs, snowflakes, deniers, conspiracy theorists, truthers and anyone else who makes this board so fascinating.

Last bit of conspiracy from me before its time to settle down to a bit of normality with er indoors, a bottle of Gin and a box of Birra Moretti.

George Washington crossed the Delaware on the night of 25th December, General Flynn has changed his background Dark to Light (image not words), with the current shutdown, the elected members are not protected from arrest, Trump has said he’s staying at the Whitehouse, Kelly, Mattis, Sessions to sit on the jury at the coming Military tribunals, the federal reserve to get the F.O. tablet.

But in the real world, merry xmas and a prosperous new year to fellow ccmb conspiracists, the BBC normies and also cccmb’s very own Brian and ED Krassy, turbulent times ahead for 2019 which I’m sure will provide plenty of debating points!!
A couple of predictions for 2019
1. Brexit will not happen.
2. There will be a new president before January 2020.
3. Labour will be in Government before January 2020 but will not be Corbyn.
4. Qanon psyop will be exposed (I mean the person, organisation etc.).
5. Neil Warnock will be gone but reputation still intact.
6. Cardiff City will hold on to premier league status by 4 points.
7. Usual suspects will be disagreeing about the usual topics

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Merry Christmas to my fellow comrades and libertarians,

I've just picked up my new Xmas party hat, that I had specially made out of fence wire (for obvious reasons).

All the best :xmasthumbup:

My doom boner retained its impressive rigidity when Yank stocks fell another 3% today in spite of Don Trump's wailing and dispatching of his Treasury Secretary to soothe market sentiment. I, having gazed into Nelsonca61's crystal ball, confidently predict two days hence will become known as The Boxing Day Massacre along Wall Street (and likely in the environs of Selhurst Park too).

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

My best festive wishes to all participants on the politics board. I hope you get the hat that matches your political views from your Christmas Cracker be it red, blue, green, yellow or in some cases tin foil.

I thought I would get in early as we all know that Santa is playing four dimensional chess and Christmas Eve is only the opening move before he exposes Rudolph and several other reindeer and elves as deep state operatives undermining Making Christmas Great Again.

I am sure that Organ Morgan will be along soon to warn that Christmas will be ruined by a financial cataclysm triggered by a collapse in the sub-prime market in Vanuatu or global war coming because of border tensions between Switzerland and Lichtenstein.

I myself will spend today getting a stockpile of Panetone and Stollen at reduced prices and will store it for next year to safeguard against the inevitable disruption to supplies from a no deal Brexit.

Joyeaux Noel a tous!

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Merry Christmas :xmasthumbup:

May all your mattresses be filled with gold bullion this Christmas.

Merry Pagan Xmas to all.

Let ye woe is me and its everyone's fault continue ,with ye conspiracy theories tumble into the new year .

The real freedom of any individual can always be measured by the amount of responsibility which he/she must assume for his /her own welfare and security.