Beer guts , gushes
Special prize for best German entry with real underarm hair
Pin the tail on the blow up doll
Topless darts from roehampton
Quality washable furniture
Watneys party four ale
Hog roast
£15 all in , rotters £50
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Beer guts , gushes
Special prize for best German entry with real underarm hair
Pin the tail on the blow up doll
Topless darts from roehampton
Quality washable furniture
Watneys party four ale
Hog roast
£15 all in , rotters £50
I'm sure interest in this will be high but I'm concerned that some of our younger readers will get the wrong idea. For example, what would you do if Baker turns up expecting to see a soapy tit wank? He might become disorientated when confronted with moustaches, people called Bjorn and more lawn than Wimbledon centre court. The poor lad.
He's got to grow up and fast , he's been 14 too longQuote:
Originally Posted by Shute
There will be more fluff on display than the sheep tent at the royal Welsh , get your tickets fast
Ta for the offer but I will have to decline because I remember the vicars and tarts theme night you hosted around five years back when the local old bill had to attend on three occasions. As much as I've tried to forget what your fiancée at the time did with that marrow and how on earth she managed to make all of it disappear up there is a memory I've been unable to erase.
And what's with the false advertising? Quality washable furniture, my foot. Most of the tat you rescued from skips.
Bugger off!
Not entirely suitable stuff for a Sunday morning I guess, but as we are all old blokes on here guess it doesn't matter too much.
Had to smile though.
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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Magic mushrooms too?
Is it purely a gig for those with a social Ieaning view, or can one come as a right wing Nazi.
No your bannedQuote:
Originally Posted by life on mars