Are you into cooking ? Masterchef my arse

They say cook a decent meal for a woman and you are sorted

Which is great to know but cooking , like gardening , bores the crap out of me

Sod all this buying fresh veg , preparing it , shoving a joint of meat in the oven , stress of burning it

Sod all that cobblers

Buy some microwave rice , some chicken and an uncle Ben's curry cooking sauce , shove it in a pot and there you have it

None of this poncing about with peeling veg , adding herbs , preheating the oven nonsense

My signature dish is stew , beef or chicken

Onions , carrots , spuds , parsnips , swede , peas , add a vegetable oxo cube , boil for an hour , shove it in a dish , couple of slices of bread , lump of cheese , have it !

Then clean up and put on some sabbath

She's yours basically

And your relationship status is?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

They say cook a decent meal for a woman and you are sorted

Which is great to know but cooking , like gardening , bores the crap out of me

Sod all this buying fresh veg , preparing it , shoving a joint of meat in the oven , stress of burning it

Sod all that cobblers

Buy some microwave rice , some chicken and an uncle Ben's curry cooking sauce , shove it in a pot and there you have it

None of this poncing about with peeling veg , adding herbs , preheating the oven nonsense

My signature dish is stew , beef or chicken

Onions , carrots , spuds , parsnips , swede , peas , add a vegetable oxo cube , boil for an hour , shove it in a dish , couple of slices of bread , lump of cheese , have it !

Then clean up and put on some sabbath

She's yours basically

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Bloke i used to work with loved Masterchef, used to comment on the nuances of cooking but would have paste sandwiches for dinner-He was a prick, but i liked him.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

They say cook a decent meal for a woman and you are sorted

Which is great to know but cooking , like gardening , bores the crap out of me

Sod all this buying fresh veg , preparing it , shoving a joint of meat in the oven , stress of burning it

Sod all that cobblers

Buy some microwave rice , some chicken and an uncle Ben's curry cooking sauce , shove it in a pot and there you have it

None of this poncing about with peeling veg , adding herbs , preheating the oven nonsense

My signature dish is stew , beef or chicken

Onions , carrots , spuds , parsnips , swede , peas , add a vegetable oxo cube , boil for an hour , shove it in a dish , couple of slices of bread , lump of cheese , have it !

Then clean up and put on some sabbath

She's yours basically

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Talking of Black Sabbath, did you know you can sing the words of Calon Lan to Paranoid?

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Originally Posted by valleys caveman

And your relationship status is?

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Expert at giving women a good pumping. Then deflating them.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Bloke i used to work with loved Masterchef, used to comment on the nuances of cooking but would have paste sandwiches for dinner-He was a prick, but i liked him.

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Masterchef etc, you can't taste it, you can't smell it, what's the point? It could look delicious and taste like a turd, or look like a turd and taste delicious.

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Expert at giving women a good pumping. Then deflating them.

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Sludge is a poster of very long standing. I don't believe it's appropriate to make remarks such as those about his character. I would never stoop to that level.

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

Sludge is a poster of very long standing. I don't believe it's appropriate to make remarks such as those about his character. I would never stoop to that level.

:old:

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Would you like to stir my beans ?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

My signature dish is stew

lump of cheese

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Wot !!!! cheese in stew :puke:

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Originally Posted by Des Parrot

Wot !!!! cheese in stew :puke:

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I am sophisticated