Things you should NEVER 'Google'

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26-02-17, 21:41
Steve R

Things you should NEVER 'Google'

1) Slovakian Traffic Cone
26-02-17, 21:43
Penarth Blues

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Why? I'm not going to google it because I'll feel I'm being manipulated...
26-02-17, 21:44
Lawnmower

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Teresa May.

I honestly did this to find out more about her when she came into the running for PM with this spelling...

The results were .... quite interesting :hehe:
26-02-17, 22:33
Mr Shhh

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penarth Blues

Why? I'm not going to google it because I'll feel I'm being manipulated...

It's not as bad as I'd imagined.
26-02-17, 22:50
Organ Morgan.

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

I strongly advise against Googling Slovakian Traffic Cone because it's Jihadi code for: how can I conceal an improvised explosive device inside my humongous beard?

But for those intent on Googling Slovakian Traffic Cone before bedtime then don't be surprised to find that by the time you've climbed the wooden hill there's an MI5 agent inside your wardrobe.
26-02-17, 23:43
Croesy Blue

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Degloving
27-02-17, 06:50
kingbillyboy

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

try to avoid 'toilet sex in barry island' if you are using your works computer.
27-02-17, 09:02
LordKenwyne

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

BMI pain olympics....
27-02-17, 09:58
Vimana.

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingbillyboy

try to avoid 'toilet sex in barry island' if you are using your works computer.

Probably best to avoid it whether you have a computer or not.
27-02-17, 09:59
Vimana.

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Shhh

It's not as bad as I'd imagined.

:hehe: What _did_ you imagine?!
27-02-17, 14:52
Steve R

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Shhh

It's not as bad as I'd imagined.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vimana.

:hehe: What _did_ you imagine?!

:hehe:
28-02-17, 19:22
PerryJason

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve R

1) Slovakian Traffic Cone

I prefer to use Bing or Yahoo myself and so I never use common google.
28-02-17, 19:38
Glos Blue

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

'Blue waffle'
Don't do it!!
28-02-17, 19:47
Silures

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Bestgore. You really don't want to go anywhere near it. Trust me
28-02-17, 20:06
B. Oddie

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Cimla Gusher.
28-02-17, 20:16
Mrs Steve R

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerryJason

I prefer to use Bing or Yahoo myself and so I never use common google.

It must be great not being common. :biggrin:
28-02-17, 20:19
NYCBlue

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Cabbage.
28-02-17, 20:21
Glos Blue

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Best gore is ace!
If you're interested in trauma, the fragility of the human body or anatomy and physiology, you can learn a lot from it. Just ignore the hardcore porn ads on each page!
28-02-17, 20:31
Silures

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glos Blue

Best gore is ace!
If you're interested in trauma, the fragility of the human body or anatomy and physiology, you can learn a lot from it. Just ignore the hardcore porn ads on each page!

Its an addictive site.i sort of question myself everytime i look on there, but cant help it, although there are quite a number of vids i just cant bring myself to watch......3guys 1 hammer etc. To much for my stomach to take. The mexican drug cartel vids give me nightmares lol
28-02-17, 20:33
Ainsley Harriott

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

It must be great not being common. :biggrin:

It's probably actually quite an effort...what with having to 'Bing' every activity you do to make sure it's not enjoyed by people who are middle class or below.
28-02-17, 20:44
NYCBlue

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerryJason

I prefer to use Bing or Yahoo myself and so I never use common google.

Yahoo has adverts.

And Bing is for chumps.
28-02-17, 20:50
Mrs Steve R

Re: Things you should NEVER 'Google'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott

It's probably actually quite an effort...what with having to 'Bing' every activity you do to make sure it's not enjoyed by people who are middle class or below.

I'm sure he will say it's worth the effort, perhaps he should duckduckoff or duckduckgo whatever it is :hehe: