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I'd like to append Britain, all its countries, every village, town, city and county with istan. So, Britainistan, Scotlandistan, Steeple Bumpsteadistan, Port Talbotistan, Londonistan, Yorkshireistan, etc., etc..
Anyone else have suggestions? Serious replies only, please.
Fvckoffandieistan
I'd like everyone to have a European/Anglicised/Welsh first name and an Arabic surname thus everyone will be happy and it's done Jason Mohammed no harm so it's been tried and tested.
Promote and incentivise interracial relationships. Give extra Child Benefit and Child Tax Credits to the parents of those children.
Compel citizens who are suspected of harbouring racist beliefs to undergo periodic lie detector tests.
Mandatory allocate everyone at birth two religions or beliefs (done randomly but equally) to ensure no one religion/beliefs gains more practising worshippers and to promote peace, love and understanding.
School assembly's will be a ballache but apart from that what could go wrong?
Somewhere, someone on this board is a left wing ideologist scribbling these ideas on a scrumpled up packet of Medina fags in order to present to Corbyn as future policy.
Probably Splott Dai?
Nah, that'll be me, along with a recommendation that Ninianclark be invited for a polygraph.
Um ... provide a fair percentage of immigration places to people who are not just from the Middle East or Muslim.
Lock up all brown children.
Most will end up inside anyway and we'll prevent the next generation of hip hop 'stars'