How green is your valet?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
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How green is your valet?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Valet CommandosQuote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
And he's got a guy doing what looks like a Nazi salute in his avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by kingbillyboy
That's the level Jurssey is on right now
Pentwyn Waitrose no coin. Barry Waitrose (safeway)coin?Quote:
Originally Posted by jon1959
You haven't lived if you haven't eaten sweaty chips from a polystyrene box :hehe: why on earth do they do that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
Single Occupancy hotel room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloo
Living the dream.
More reasons
You catch buses on a regular basis
You have egg on a nice steak
You don't position your knife and fork correctly when you have finished a meal
You talk with your mouth full of food
I'm guessing that you talk with your mouth full of something other than food.Quote:
Originally Posted by PerryJason
You rate places to eat predominantly by the volume of food you get, rather than the quality of the food or service.
Wearing pjamas in public.
An inability to spell pyjamas :xmashehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
People who eat with a folk in their right hand.
I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.
I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.
You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.
Left handed people?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Alien
is the right answerQuote:
Originally Posted by jon1959
People who post on football forums. Subhuman scum.
Without ever seeming to attend a match....Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi
lol m8 gud 1Quote:
Originally Posted by Jursset_BrisCity
I disagree because I know plenty of left handed people who eat with a folk in the left hand, myself and my wife included.Quote:
Originally Posted by Packerman
Besides, surely right handed people are more likely to eat with a folk in the right hand.
Not so much in a restaurant but certainly at the dinner table.Quote:
Originally Posted by LordKenwyne
Poor table manners gripe the hell out of me.
My 10 year old grand daughter got terrible table manners and I try to correct her when she stays at ours, but I'm fighting a losing battle because my son and his wife let her get away with it at home.
Very lazy parenting in my eyes.
Wall-mounted TVs should always go above the fireplace, because all seating should be arranged facing the fireplace... and you normally want your sofas/chairs to face in the general direction of the TV screen (to aid in viewing the thing). :xmasthumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
i,m left handed, i eat with a fork in my left hand if using a knife and fork but right hand if fork only, i,m a bit odd mindQuote:
Originally Posted by The Alien
He's not talking about forks though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Packerman
True. There's something a bit odd about having folk in either hand - with or without the eating irons issue!Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi
Go eat ur cereal. Oh I forgot you probs don't even hav a jobQuote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi
if only you were as funny as you think you are :xmashehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi