Is becoming frustrating for my wife. She used to just take it on the chin, but now it’s getting on her tits!!
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Is becoming frustrating for my wife. She used to just take it on the chin, but now it’s getting on her tits!!
Look, boyo, it's arduous enough dealing with the smut Sludge posts without you joining in.
Speaking of whom, he took to his bed yesterday evening and hasn't budged from there since. It appears he's having the mother of all sulks over the government's announcement to introduce a UK porn block from July 15th. "Please tell me it's not true!" he wailed down the phone. I pointed out that he'd save upwards of £200 per year by not having to purchase so many wet wipes and paper tissues but there was no consoling the Tommy Tanking fiend.
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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today. Turns out it's tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Treseder
Nobody come anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
I came into money once
Never again.
You only want to get caught once wanking into a Tesco till
Premature ejaculator seeks single female aged 18 - 45, blonde hair, hot body with big ti.....damn it.
I always thought that was what we sang when the Jacks score first and we score immediately afterwards. "PREMATURE JACK ELATION"😁
I like my sex like i like my music Loud, Heavy, fast , and 3 and a half minutes long