Women I dont fancy

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30-03-20, 21:32
SLUDGE FACTORY

Women I dont fancy

Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

Kiera Knightley......see above

Er .....that's it , at present

Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse
30-03-20, 21:45
The Hooded Claw

Re: Women I dont fancy

I shared a lift with Sophie Raworth (and no one else) when I worked at the BBC in 2001 and I didn’t know where to look. She was very tasty!
30-03-20, 21:53
RichardM

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by The Hooded Claw

I shared a lift with Sophie Raworth (and no one else) when I worked at the BBC in 2001 and I didn’t know where to look. She was very tasty!

Well it can't have been here hands that you looked at
30-03-20, 22:00
Armitage Shanks

Re: Women I dont fancy

What about nicola sturgeon
30-03-20, 22:33
Eric the Half a Bee

Re: Women I dont fancy

What about Fatima Whitbread?
31-03-20, 00:14
NYCBlue

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

Kiera Knightley......see above

Er .....that's it , at present

Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse

You don't fancy Madonna now? Or you 've never fancied her? Even in 1989?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
31-03-20, 07:34
William Treseder

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I’ve never found Michaela Strachan even remotely attractive, even going back to the hit man and her days.
31-03-20, 07:50
B. Oddie

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

Kiera Knightley......see above

Er .....that's it , at present

Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse

That's a shame because I saw them all yesterday and they said they were really into you, Sludge!
31-03-20, 10:10
SLUDGE FACTORY

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

That's a shame because I saw them all yesterday and they said they were really into you, Sludge!

I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must
31-03-20, 10:11
SLUDGE FACTORY

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

I’ve never found Michaela Strachan even remotely attractive, even going back to the hit man and her days.

Rotter
31-03-20, 10:18
insider

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must

I'd imagine viagra would struggle to give you the horn these days.
31-03-20, 13:42
bobh

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

What about Fatima Whitbread?

Does NOT qulaify as a woman!
31-03-20, 14:31
Zowhore

Re: Women I dont fancy

Miranda the giant ‘comedian’
Davina McCall
The Bonk eyed Jewish girl off Countdown
31-03-20, 14:43
xsnaggle

Re: Women I dont fancy

What about diane Abbot, must be right up your street. You follow Jeremy already don't you Sludge?
31-03-20, 16:53
William Treseder

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by xsnaggle

What about diane Abbot, must be right up your street. You follow Jeremy already don't you Sludge?

Diane Abbott is getting her Covid-19 test done tomorrow. She said she hopes to pass as she’s been up all night revising.
31-03-20, 18:02
kendoddsdadsdogsdead

Re: Women I dont fancy

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must

Myra Hindley?
31-03-20, 18:16
ninian opinian

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

What about Fatima Whitbread?

Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in :shrug:

She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.
31-03-20, 19:03
xsnaggle

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by ninian opinian

Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in :shrug:

She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.

Well how did you recognise her? :shrug: :hehe:
31-03-20, 19:16
MacAdder

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by Zowhore

Miranda the giant ‘comedian’
Davina McCall
The Bonk eyed Jewish girl off Countdown

Suzi Dent? Ooh i dunno, there's something about that one. The quiet ones...

Agree with you on the other two though, rotters.
31-03-20, 19:26
jeepster

Re: Women I dont fancy

Katie Price ugly mother
31-03-20, 20:00
Des Parrot

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by jeepster

Katie Price ugly mother

My wife is called Katie Price (honest!) :(
31-03-20, 20:33
jeepster

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by Des Parrot

My wife is called Katie Price (honest!) :(

My sincere apologies.:biggrin:
31-03-20, 20:50
Dorcus

Re: Women I dont fancy

Julia Roberts or that bird off Friends, Jennifer something. I've still got the hots for Carol Vorderman and, strange as I am, I've always fancied Fern Britton, particularly when she lost weight.
31-03-20, 21:15
insider

Re: Women I dont fancy

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Originally Posted by ninian opinian

Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in :shrug:

She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.

I hope you weren't drinking Whitbread
31-03-20, 21:50
Dorcus

Re: Women I dont fancy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninian opinian

Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in :shrug:

She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.

Not that fatima then

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