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That's a funny tinge

Is it CTRL - ALT - DEL that allows me change my password?

I'd get that looked at mate.
It's the same colour as your kit.

Cheese & onion I think!

Have you seen my iPhone?

That's the worst salute I've seen since Wayne Hennessey.

I've told you before, the crown jewels are in the Tower of London and not in the Palace.

Thats one hell of a swelling.

OK, Wilf - you got the free kick, you can come out now.

Centimetres or inches?

You'll need more than VAR to clear that up.

Is that where our next 3 points are coming from

F*ck me if that’s a semi, what’s the final going to be like!!!!!!

Can I have my ball back please?

yeah its one of those pinocchio penis its all the rage... ask it a question

have you slept with my mrs...

It's not just your contract you want extending!

I heard that you were having problems with high balls.....

With discharge like that no wonder you can't keep a clean sheet

Well, tell the manager I can't be subbed at the moment.

Mate, I've looked at it a hundred times - tell Theresa that it's not the best way to leave the EU.

Why have you nick named them Organ & Morgan?