Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?
..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol
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You blame google for you googling things and drawing conclusions?
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Dorcus
..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol
You’ve put it somewhere you shouldn’t have and because you’re scared you’ve been staring at it and thought you seen crabs? It’s quite common, ask sludge
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Yes quite right it's not Google's fault I'm a hypochondriac
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If you are a worrying type then it’s better not to google symptoms. Your mind will flick to the worst case scenario and by the time you crash out you will probably have convinced yourself you have bowel cancer or something. Being in limbo, not knowing what’s wrong with you is by far the worst situ. Most aches and pains or lumps and bumps disappear in there own, as a general rule if you still have them after 6-8 weeks go and get it sorted.
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I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!
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Not quite with a GP, but a sonographer. When my boy was in the womb, we went for a scan. The guy asked us if we wanted to know what sex the baby was going to be, so we said we did. He said he was a boy and, as he no doubt said to everyone else, "he won't be afraid to be naked in the showers". I was looking at him measuring something on the screen and asked the bloke "that seems quite big, are they usually that well developed?" to which his reply was that he was measuring his femur!!
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I was a large baby , 12 pounds
My mother has never recovered
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I was a large baby , 12 pounds
My mother has never recovered
8 pounds after the circumcision.
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Dorcus
..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol
Cold water will cause shrinkage, it's nothing to worry about and i'm sure she's seen larger
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Eric the Half a Bee
8 pounds after the circumcision.
Still too ecpensive.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I was a large baby , 12 pounds
My mother has never recovered
12 pounds!!! That’s stretching it a bit!!!!
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Bald Barry Bastad
I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!
Is that having flu like symptoms after drinking a crate full
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I went for my annual health check. After all the tests I’m in the doctors consulting room and she’s going through the results and asked my “what is your angle when you urinate”
I looked at her blankly for a moment trying to work out what she meant
I said that I stand up straight usually but I sometimes lean forward with my hand on the wall for support and I demonstrated the lean I was referring to
She ran out of the office and came back with a male doctor who explained that the first doctor was trying to establish how powerful my stream was when I urinated and drew three options on some paper for me to select my stream strength.
First time I’ve ever been asked that.
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Eric the Half a Bee
8 pounds after the circumcision.
It's fair to say I was well endowed , even as a baby
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splott parker
12 pounds!!! That’s stretching it a bit!!!!
She still walks with difficulty
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Bald Barry Bastad
I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!
Due to medication, I have to avoid the cold. Pulled a snood up over my mouth and nose at the game yesterday, guy nearby laughs and says "Cold are you?"
"No" I said, "I've just got back from Hong Kong and I'm being careful."
The look on his face :yikes:
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My funniest.
I swear this is true
Doctor I have a terrible urine smell there's no pain but something is wrong.
My doctor without any hesitation
Have you eaten asparagus for the first time?
Me. Good lord yes how on earth did you know that.
He explained. I left and felt a dick.
You asked.
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