Said I was too scruffy and she liked her men in a shirt , tie , trousers and smart shoes .........for a two pm coffee date !!!!
I thought be yourself and worse jeans , deftones t shirt and trainers
Have that miss Gdansk 1989
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Said I was too scruffy and she liked her men in a shirt , tie , trousers and smart shoes .........for a two pm coffee date !!!!
I thought be yourself and worse jeans , deftones t shirt and trainers
Have that miss Gdansk 1989
You'll need to yield to reasonable requests by discarding the Matalan clobber if you want to successfully woo a respectable female. You've become too set in your ways by contenting yourself with bonking big-boned bruisers from Brackla. Isn't it true that the last one you interfered with from there, her with the initials LW, would challenge any local yokel to an arm wrestling contest?
If you're not prepared to compromise your principles by adapting your attire, you could comb your hair for once, surely? The unshaven, just climbed out of bed look only appeals to the type of women you don't wish to fondle and fiddle with any longer.
Just ask if you want any other tips.
It’s katastrofa
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Did you tell her you like your women to wear a velvet cat suit and 1920s swimming cap? There has to be a bit of give and take on both sides.
Isn't the word Polish in the heading superfluous?????Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Are you sure Sludge meant Polish the people from Poland
Or
Polish something you can get in the house cleaning section
After she rejected Sludge he was overheard as saying that he was off to crack off...
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Oh Christ yes
I go into my local chemist for some piles cream
On paying at the till I notice that the lady serving , late twenties , has a stunning hair cut
I say your hair is gorgeous it really suits you , she blushed and says thanks
Am I a sex pest ?
Can anybody identify who the mysterious message board rotter in the photo is? If you can, please use his message board moniker rather than his real name. Rotter is a big clue but he isn't either of the obvious candidates as the circa 1989 Co-op purchased settee is much swankier than the one at Sludge's gaff, and the gut on Mr Mystery is far too small to be Nick's.
Who is he? :sherlock:
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For saying she has a nice hair cut? No.
It was after when you asked her to rub the cream into to your piles for you that you had to hot leg it before the rozzers arrived.
That's meQuote:
Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.
She looked pleased as I paid for the itemsQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker
Only cos she swapped the pile cream for Deep Heat😁Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
All depends if you were "upskirting" :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY