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I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
I am going to write her a naughty love letter
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
Where were you on the night Jill Dando was murdered?
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
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Originally Posted by
J R Hartley
Where were you on the night Jill Dando was murdered?
Washing my hair in Aberdeen
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
Sludge definitely got a touch of the Barry George about him tonight. Too much Blue Nun and Omega white cider I'm guessing?
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Originally Posted by
Jordi Culé
Sludge definitely got a touch of the Barry George about him tonight. Too much Blue Nun and Omega white cider I'm guessing?
Definitely a danger to the public
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
Sludge would fancy anyone of the female gender.
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Originally Posted by
bobh
Sludge would fancy anyone of the female gender.
Dianne Abbot?
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Originally Posted by
xsnaggle
Dianne Abbot?
Is she female? Is she even human?
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Originally Posted by
xsnaggle
Dianne Abbot?
Cruel. Would he nail Caitlyn Jenner? He/she has had her bits done so I guess for Sludgey he/she is fair game?
Can you imagine his naughty love letter?:yikes:
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I am going to write her a naughty love letter
Another Friday night drinking white lightning and watching Bridget jones again in your Y fronts you absolute rotter?
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
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Originally Posted by
J R Hartley
Definitely a danger to the public
Not if he is sitting at home watching Bridget Jones DVDs and posting on here
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Me Myself and Irene is where she is at her best.
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Originally Posted by
RichardM
Not if he is sitting at home watching Bridget Jones DVDs and posting on here
That's just an alibi
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Originally Posted by
LordKenwyne
Me Myself and Irene is where she is at her best.
She's no Anthea Turner :tongue:
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For 17 consecutive years Sludge has reigned supreme as this forum's undisputed arch rotter. Along the way he's kept the crown by seeing off challenges from disreputable scoundrels the like of NEWYORKWELSH, Baker, VICTOR and receding_not_balding.
There isn't a woman alive he'd decline to throw a leg over. He's yet to clap eyes on a roly poly Jeremy Kyle guest he wouldn't introduce his spam javelin to in an instant. He lounges around his Cowbridge abode in a string vest, Liverpool FC codpiece and precious little else. Worse, he's often sat cross-legged on a bean bag chair listening to Rick Astley CDs.
Visitors are invited to gaze at his framed Masters Degree in Contemporary Literture that hangs high upon one wall, so high in fact that few notice the absent A in Literature for he purchased it over the internet for £2.99 from a bloke from Botswana called Mustapha.
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I feel Oggy Moggy and other posters are being highly disrespectful towards the esteemed Mr Factory. Despite having a Police record for stalking Master Sludge had turned his whole life around and has become a distinguished member of this fine messageboard.
Yes he may have hygiene problems and yes his growing dependence on alcohol and prescription drugs is far from ideal but things are on the up as I gather the bailiffs are not due until a week on Tuesday.
Don't diss the Sludge
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I am going to write her a naughty love letter
lol id rather dip my old boy in paint thinner
shes got a face like a melting ice lolly
surely even u can set your sights higher than her sludge mate :hehe:
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Originally Posted by
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
lol id rather dip my old boy in paint thinner
shes got a face like a melting ice lolly
surely even u can set your sights higher than her sludge mate :hehe:
WTF?!
Renee is a fine lady.
Better before the unnecessary surgery mind ..
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Originally Posted by
Sgt. Pepper
WTF?!
Renee is a fine lady.
Better before the unnecessary surgery mind ..
in that case some of us have high standards then lol
oooooo you go on and defend her honour :thumbup:
:hehe:
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Originally Posted by
Pearcey3
I feel Oggy Moggy and other posters are being highly disrespectful towards the esteemed Mr Factory. Despite having a Police record for stalking Master Sludge had turned his whole life around and has become a distinguished member of this fine messageboard.
Yes he may have hygiene problems and yes his growing dependence on alcohol and prescription drugs is far from ideal but things are on the up as I gather the bailiffs are not due until a week on Tuesday.
Don't diss the Sludge
:thumbup::hehe:
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
Better looking women in Hollywood kicking about.
Diora Baird is my personal favourite and Amy Adams if I'm keeping up the red head theme.
Kate Beckinsale still does it for me, she could leave a man suitably drained if her life depended on it.
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Originally Posted by
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
in that case some of us have high standards then lol
oooooo you go on and defend her honour :thumbup:
:hehe:
OK!
Talking of high standards, now I could be wrong of course, but still, I somehow cant see Renee checking you out, deciding to chat for 5 mins before breaking down and begging you to reconsider your views.
As I said, I could be so very wrong there. ;)
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Originally Posted by
Sgt. Pepper
OK!
Talking of high standards, now I could be wrong of course, but still, I somehow cant see Renee checking you out, deciding to chat for 5 mins before breaking down and begging you to reconsider your views.
As I said, I could be so very wrong there. ;)
I'm actually quite relieved lol
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Originally Posted by
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
I'm actually quite relieved lol
Cant blame you , but don't really want to know that. Go wash your hands.
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Re: I fancy Renee zellwegger big time
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I am going to write her a naughty love letter
you should be arrested and locked up pal. a fu kig disgrace is what you are.